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Sunday, 08 November 2009
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#574 Licia Colò Presenta Le Ricette: Alle Fette Del Kilimangiaro?
Day#3
The third day begins with something that soon become a habit during our trip: burning tongue when drinking coffee.
My father, wise as Yoda of the Marathon for once, decides to give up with Pizzolato's killer warm-ups and follows my idea: taking a damn looking around.
So, down on the subway and stop at the ferry station, destination: The Statue Of Liberty.
Guess what? Queues.
Well, we're quite lucky, since is not high season here. What really amazes all of us (including the many french, dutch and italian tourists) are those metal detectors everywhere. I think during our first two days we've been scanned countless times. Thinking that to get into the Dome, in Milan there's just a couple of policemen checking your bag and seeing if you look "troublesome" makes me smile.
Anyway, we somehow already saw the Liberty Statue from distance the day before, from the Empire State Building.
When we approach the island on the ferry all the nose up and everybody stands looking at the lady. Is she looking back to France?
Thankfully we're blessed with a nice day and the pictures come out really nice. Even my father considers a good idea avoiding leaving his guts on the road and coming here to see her.
We're in NYC for tourism. So let's tour! Right?
Beside all that. That's not very much to do there. I mean, basically nobody wanted to get into the statue nor the pedestal (actually I don't think the view was that interesting, comparing to what we saw the day before), but walking around her and looking up is quite nice and relaxing.
My theory: because is something anthropomorphic. We see it as a "person", just like one of those equestrian statues in many plazas. They stand still under the sun, the rain, the snow, the pidgeons and their "gifts". More than a Colosseum or a Tour Eiffel.
Anyway, the visit takes half a hour. We'd like to take some further picture, but a group of french monopolizes the statue and takes hundreds of pictures.
Taking out banners, everybody-the-shirt-off, everybody-the-shirt-on, everybody-saying-"le-formagge-est-bon!". Things like that.
We move then to Ellis Island.
A friend of mine, who visited New York some months ago, criminally jumped this place in favour of big brands stores. Considering that America is a so-called land of opportunities, hope and, mostly, immigration, that would look stupid not visiting this place.
What really impressed me, positively impressed, is not the bags, crates and trunks brought by the immigrants. Neither the passports and the immigration papers.
What impressed me was the general feeling "them yesterday, us today". Just as the modern americans don't feel that far from that "foreign" people.
So there's the tree with the words introduced into the american vocabulary by other languages.
Thankfully there's no trace of "mafia" or other "happy" words we infamously exported to America. I can find "mezzanine", a word that in Italian is not very used here (but who knows what's about the rest of the country?) in favour of "pianerottolo".
This place was warmly suggested by a friend to be visited and, since I know that when she talks about "something beautiful" I know it will be beautiful for real, I wonder why my other friend, preferred to visit the Apple Store instead of Ellis Island. What a waste.
Now, all the people here asked for a thing: the "I heart NY" tshirt. So we have a long talk with the seller, bargaining for 8 or 10 tshirts. There's room for one for me and my father. NYPD one, not I heart NY. I won't never wear it.
After that we just go for a walk without heading somewhere specifically. And we arrive at Wall Street. You know what's the story. People, policemen, flags and ties all around. Just the name makes the whole thing looking "interesting", afterall it's just a street. Plus, we can't get in, so the thing becomes less interesting.
Again my father decides to have a pit-stop at the hotel, so I'm free for some looking around. Listening to "Amerika" by Rammstein, randomly played by my mp3 player sounds weird, expecially while walking through NY streets. Maybe it's karma, who knows?
Beside the tshirt thing, I have to say that, again, there's something really annoying about travelling abroad: buying things for other people.
Ok, someone asked for a tshirt. And that's nothing. Steve McFalz (oh about that Steve, I didn't find the shirt you asked me, I barely remember it cause when I asked you you didn't reply me) asked for a football shirt months ago. But, what about those asking for big things?
Take in example this friend.
He wasn't aware of my trip. So, that day at the airport (he works there) I met some mutual friends and they called him. Well, guess what? Right before getting onboard he told me "I'll sms you later because I need some things from NY, some apple (the brand) thing, some camera thing..".
Well, the camera thing was something small and affordable (and, by the way, I already have them. So I could even sell him), but, what about the "apple thing"?
I wisely choosed to avoid replying his messages (even though my mobile phone decided to die when reached the new world, that's why I got a BlackBerry :)). Wise choice, especially because when I arrived in Italy, he called me saying "oh, I thought you might get me an Apple Minibook..."
Wait a minute. Is my name Cristian or FedEx? (about my name, funny how americans pronounce it, I barely could undestand they called me..).
Back at the hotel to call my father and guess where we went for dinner?
This time my father was hungry and Friday's sounded ok for him. The waitress looked a bit....strange. And high.
Strange and high.
First of all she talked for a while saying something as
"herewehavetonightajajwuajansdakmasjodiandaosijdaoisjd OK?"
"ok!" both.
Then she come back asking for the orders. And the fun begins here.
After I ask for a beer (and a coke for my father), she goes to a guy who comes asking my documents!
Do I really look younger than 21????
Really?
That's what I asked to the guy who said "you look very young.."
Come on!
My father suggested two things:
a) she was high
b) she wanted to see who I was (name etc..)
I bet on "a". She really looked weird.
Same old story with the tip. Trying to convince my father that "the tip is an important part of their wage, and in Italy we pay the tip without knowing that. Here you can choose. I won't repeat it again."
A walk and back at the hotel. We feel tired early and wake up early too. But we can resist when watching a bit of "world series" (by the way, why "world"?) with my father coming out as a Yankees supporter.
And I still have to understand why sometimes they stop the game at some certain inning....
Saturday, 07 November 2009
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#573 Non Mi Uccise La Morte Ma Due Guardie Bigotte
Day#2
We end up waking up at 3.30 with much of our disdain. I could solve to sleep more, but my father, slightly unrespectful of other's sleep, keeps on talking and complaining about why he can't sleep and blah blah blah. My tireness saves me and I immediately fall back asleep for about two hours more.
I go out for breakfast. That should really sound weird, but I confess I never drank a coffee from those big plastic glasses, so, why don't try it out?
I ask for a cappuccino and a croissant (way too easy, except for the fact that we say "brioche") and start drink..hey, I can't understand how to drink from it!
No holes, no pressure points, nothing. And all the people around me drinks as it was the most natural thing to do. Well, not for me maybe!
So I just remove the cap and drink it as it was a coke. For sure that's NOT a cappuccino. Please come to Italy and I'll let you drink what IS a cappuccino. You won't forget. A whole different story.
I have a walk before meeting back my father and, out of my will, I find myself at Times Square. Wow, that's impressive. I mean, that's really nothing in reality. Buildings, lights, shops and people. Nothing having more than 80 years, but stunning anyway. Maybe we saw it on tv too many times, making it a "must see" place. Who knows. I enjoy anyway my walk there. I like cities for this reason, though.
My father joined the others of the Terramia group (the one we joined to come here) for a brief "briefing" and warm up in Central Park. Now, the group, leaded not by an unknown guy, but the one who, 25 years ago won the Marathon a couple of times (him) calls a "warm up" what, for a normal person, with a normal training as my father is a running for their lives. So, as soon as they say "let's go!", they rushes away as they had some mad dog chasing their heels. And my father has just to keep on running at his rhythm.
Plus, it's not really a good idea to go for a jog without eating nothing than a slice of bread with marmalade. As consequence, he feel weak and sick, overtalkative (I heard him saying "I don't know if I will run on Sunday", to which I promptly replied "WHAAATTT????", this makes him immediately change his thinking) and sleepy.
Before going back to hotel we have to go to Jacob Javits Center to pick up the number and other marathon things. We're pretty lucky cause not many people decided to do this key operation. The woman at the desk call my father "Albert" when checking his passport. He laughts at her.
Then we decide to take a look at the Empire State Building.
Now, call me ignorant and you'll be right, but I ALWAYS thought that the ESB was what actually was the Chrysler Building. It looked so familiar.
Anyway. There's a long queue just to get into the building. A queue that lasts just for 10 minutes.
"oh good" we think, unaware of what's waiting for us inside there. Queues, queues and queues.
Queue before the security control. Queue before the tickets. Queue for the picture (heavily photoshopped, we didn't buy it). Queue to get into the elevator. But just to 80th floor!
We then decide to open a door and go by the stairs on the remaining six floors. Then we reach the top!
What a sight! And what a lot of people there. It looked like the time we went over the chapel in Rome. So many people that it's hard even to look outside. But when we do it, the sight deserves the two hours of waiting. Camera out and pictures to every direction. Far away there's the Statue of Liberty (that we're visiting tomorrow).
So Cristian put his butt over Empire State Building too. Oh Oh.
I decide then to leave my father at the hotel and take a look around. Camera-freem hands in pocket and mp3 overloaded with Death Metal, I go around by myself, thinking that:
a) I never get lost
b) the guide-guy told us "if you're lost, just ask a cop, they're friendly with tourists".
The first shop I get in is something I actually looked for on the internet before leaving: A guitar shop.
Oh my.
Oh MY!
The heaven of Fender basses. Oh My..
Too bad I'm not there for a Fender. I'd like something different, since I need more strings for my equipment, but the sight is really stunning. I'd stay hours just looking those pieces of art.
Anyway, I get out of there and head to a shop that many people suggested me: B&H.
It's not that common here to see a Jewish dressed like a...Jewish, you know, the little hat, long beard, glasses (it seems ALL of them has some sight problem) and those two long hair on their head side. But here, here is totally another story. I never saw so many of them in a row.
I wonder, why they all look the same? Really, they all look the same. Same hair colour, same clothes (but this must be due their religion..) same beard-type. If it wasn't for the badge saying their names I could think I talked to the same person all the time. Weird.
Anyway, that's a preview visit, since my ideas about what I need are still not clear, so I leave and go back at the hotel where my father surely recovered from his sport-coma.
He did. Looking a human being and not as he wrecked from the Titanic like a couple of hours before.
We decide to have dinner. A friend of mine suggested a place called Friday's. Now, I thought it was ONE place. Not a whole chain of restaurants. But that's another story.
This place looks really nice and the people there is friendly and speaking a slow-enough english.
My father choose french fries and nothing more. He's not hungry yet. This jet-lag is playing bad tricks. I have two hamburgers with onion rings. Ok, I can't kiss any girls tonight but that's ok.
A brief walk after dinner along Times Square and we go back at the hotel.
TV is quite strange in America. Really. I thought that Italian TV is really bad. And still think that. But American tv goes really close.
Take in example the election day.
There were several spots about New Jersey candidates (Christie and Corzine) and those for NYC new major. Bloomberg, Thomson and Daggett.
Well, they all said THE SAME THINGS.
"More jobs, less taxes, less waste". Everybody could have said that, cause everybody SAID that.
Plus, and this is the biggest difference between American TV with the Italian one, they really mudded their opponents without any morality.
In example.
Christie said "Corzine had the highest unemployement rate, raised the taxes and wasted one million dollar". Could you figure out what Corzine said in his spots?
Exactly the same.
And the same happened for Daggett, Bloomberg and Thompson.
Here's different. Berlusconi says that the left-wing are communists and want to enstablish the reign of Evil with him as saviour of our beloved motherland. Maybe we're more surrealistic.
On tv there's baseball. A sport that, along with football, I never understood. But we soon get quite touched by Yankees Vs Philly (I think my father secretely supports Yankees) but, after an hour asking each other "why he had to go out?" we both fall asleep as dead pigs, waiting for our visit to the Statue of Liberty.
And tomorrow is another day.
Friday, 06 November 2009
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#572 Whenever Ramen Is Not Enough
Day #1
We started with something that would have become an usual thing in these american days: early wake.
Actually I was both nervous, worried and excited by this trip.
Nervous and worried because I had my father along. Excited for the rest of the remaining things.
The agency that provided our tickets suggested to arrive at the airport at least three hours before the estimated departure. You know, always the same old story, “Americans are paranoids so they take long time to accurately control who gets into their country and blah blah blah”.
They didn't know that I know several persons that works inside the airport, namely, Gloria, the singer of the band, that, even if she works for Continental Airlines, allowed us to skip the line at the check-in and while boarding. Sheer luck.
Before sending my luggage here it is the first of many of my father's misinterpretations of English language. At the “hotel” name he simply copied the whole thing. So I'll stay at “Accomodation Voucher Sky Line Hotel” instead of “Skyline Hotel” as it is supposed to be.
So I look ignorant and not him, since he didn't sticked that thing on his suitcase. Aw.
On the plane my father keeps on complaining why they didn't let him sit beside the window. What's so interesting on seeing miles and miles of water? Someone of you could argue “hey, there's Europe before!”. Yes sure, too bad that Europe is completely covered by clouds. So I'm sitting at my seat with my father complaining that “look at that a*****e! He's sitting near the window and he's not even interested in looking outside!”. He complains until Dublin is right behind us. Then I desperately try to sleep and listen to some music.
In New York everything starts with a a strange thing. All the italian passengers are stored into a long corridor, with the Americans being called to be controlled first. Someone rudely argues that “why are we put aside while they can be controlled first?”. Come on! Their country. Their rules.
My Leningrad Cowboys tshirt catch the attention of some of the border officers, especially the Russian named one who controls both me and my father. When I mentally note down that it could haven't been a good idea to wear it for the trip (and my friends at the airport made me notice the same thing) I suddenly realize that I have in my bag at least three other russian-like tshirts but hey, the Cold War's over, right?
Plus, my beard is no more. So no risk of being mistaken for a taliban.
While going to the hotel, we gather with other italian runners being part of the same organization. On the bus, an Italian born guide, tells us what every traveller should know and I really don't need to hear again.
“Don't use the hotel phone”, “don't drink from the little bar in the room”, “don't do this and don't do that”. When talking about food. He mentions bagels and other things we are not used to eat and there's people who's so insecure about that that I'm expecting them to ask “could I eat a bagel with ham and cheese?”.
Italians.
Beside all that he adds some informations about how to walk around NY and, most important, the “tip topic”, which caused big mess in my father's head.
Actually it didn't took so much to be understood but I understand also why Europeans find it so hateful when going to US.
In example, my father was constantly complaining about “why should we tip them?”.
It took a long time for me to explain why a tip is an important part of a waiter's wage and, after days tipping around, I'm still not sure he understood that. Aw.
Anyway, we can try out this tipping thing while having a thai dinner on the 9th avenue. The waitress seem overly kind and gentle. Much more than in Italy and when I, maybe naively, ask her “is it the tip ok?”, she smiling tells me “perfect!”.
I'm stingy, or she's a liar.
Or our first attempt went fine.
It's 21 something and we can't keep our eyes open. The room has two HUGE beds (“..In America everything's bigger...” someone told me) and I just have the time to change my clothes that I lose my senses on those five cushions.
Tomorrow there's a lot to be seen...
Thursday, 05 November 2009
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#571 Si Fa Presto A Parlare Di Andare A Quel Paese
Yes! I'm back!
I wouldn't say "finally", since I enjoyed my trip very much and liked all the things I saw.
I'm still a bit confused about eating, sleeping and all the things usually connected to jetlag. I'm writing a full "story" and still have to join all the pictures I took (about 700..I think).
All I can say in advance is that New York (I won't talk about USA for obvious reasons) is somehow something I expected when talking about sighseeing and that famous "skyline", but when talking about people, habits and "clichès" that becomes a different story.
I knew that was an impressive concentration of lives and words and somehow made me change my thinking about a big city like that.
Anyway, I need to re-organize my thoughts, clothes and (mostly) pictures. It will take a long while.
It's nice to be back, though.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
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#570 Look At Me Close. You'll See I Can't Smile
Could be possible that rehearsals day is the same as "luggage" preparation day? Yessir!
So I had little time to do all the things I supposed to have planned already.
- hand-baggage preparation
- googling various addresses of shops I'm interested in
- gathering all those rechargers for my electronic devices (not much, MP3 player, phone and camera)
- preparing my basses and other gears for rehearsals
- practice a bit those new songs we added in our set (totally missed)
- eat something (oh yes)
- writing down phone numbers in case of credit card loose (not yet)
And two colleagues of mine dreamt about me.
Rehearsals time! EDIT later..
- One saw me not coming back from USA... (heavy groin scratching..)
- Another one saw me running like mad at the closest first aid point at my workplace, holding an arm completely covered with blood (a wound)...
Have to check my dream-interpretations book...
Later....
It seems that our version of Spellbound sounds really good. And it was the very first time we tried it out. The band found hilarious my pit-stop-like bass changes, even if it created some small problem (twisted straps, low volumes..). Also Fullmoon, from the finns Sonata Arctica came quite good despite the fact that the guitarist never played it before.
So, everything looks ok here, even if there's that thin and unreachable "thing" that makes you buzz ears telling that "yes! you are forgetting something at home!". Oh hell, if I'll forget it here that means it's not important, right?
My father's excited like a horse and can't stop blabbering random things and over-repeating questions like "could we bring onboard shaving foam?".
Why? Will you need to shave while on the plane??
And Jess, a groin scratching is something rude and I'm not a proud groin-scratcher. I'm quite easygoing with both boys and girls but with these last ones I'm still try to act as a gentleman and would never do it in front of them. A toilet-fun thing. And those people who "dreamt" about me not coming from the US meant "me, coming back into a wood-coat".
What a nice colleaguehood I have, uh?
This blog goes on holiday, finally. Tomorrow at 10.30 I'll be fly from Milan to New York. The long waiting is over. Looks like yesterday I firstly mentioned about this Marathon. And now it's time to take the luggage, say "bye" to my mother and move to the New World....



















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