The Fact
Sunday, 22 November 2009
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#588 Si, Stupendo, Mi Viene Il Vomito
There's a first time for everything, right?
So today I'm going to Parma, about 200 km south for my first photoshoot! A friend of mine, asked me to take some pictures of her for a beauty contest.
This afternoon then I will take various pictures of her in order to make her looking interesting enough to be choosed. Not knowing what to bring with me I opted for bringing my whole equipment (digital camera only) and experimenting a bit. I'm sure she has some ideas too.
If she's agree I'll add some pictures...
Saturday, 21 November 2009
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#587 Love You To Death (Of My Hamster)
Roughly we could divide my day in two parts.
A visit to the city (Milan) because a colleague of mine to try out some instrument. Actually I had to help him looking for a guitar and a mixer but he didn't get any.
The guitar he liked wasn't there. And the mixed he liked was sold just half an hour before. So I decided to take a look around and try some bass.
It nearly caused a bad impression to the guys working there since my colleague didn't take his eyes off a very nice looking, but low level, Squier Jazz bass (this, in other words)..
and, when I decided to grab a Cort A5 (this, in other words)
the guy there almost said (or, loudly thought) "why you dare to compare such different instruments?". How could I explain that my colleague was attracted by the look of that bass (he's a guitarist) and not the touch&feel&sound?
Anyway, if that bass was a 6-strings I would really fall in love. And here it comes a "A6" coming from far away...
The afternoon was far more quiet. Well, not that much, considering that my nephew, who discovered how to move around by himself is stronger than we think and moves moves moves.
Fortunately he was attracted by the match on TV. Italy vs South Africa (rugby) wasn't that bad. Well, I hate reading comments on online newspapers because it seems the idiots gather there right after the end of the match. There was who wanted Mallett's head (Italy's coach) hanging from the highest pole and who said that "I said he should be fired from three years!". Yes good, right, fine. Too bad Mallett started coaching Italy two years ago. I envy who can see the future. Really.
Anyway, as I said, the match wasn't that bad. Again, Italy lacks of discipline. Not tactical stuff, not "weight" stuff, not speed. Discipline. The little inner voice who says you "you can do it" when it's time and "you can't do it" when it's time to be a good boy.
So, Favaro, after three minutes, knocked irregurarly one of them. His 10 minutes suspension was fatal at Italians. Ten minutes, twelve points (two scores and one try). Quite enough to shut up TV. Instead Italy reacted quite well and even scored once with Garcia (after long waiting for a score). A little hope though.
Another thing it lacked was the kicks. After a partial reconsideration of the roles of kicker it came out that both Gower and McLain (yes, both Italians [shrugs]) add their names on the long list of those Italy put its hopes about finding a serious kicker (or a new Paterson or O'Gara). The quest for an excellent kicker goes on.
Next week will be the last of these test matchs, this time against Samoa. Could we please try to win this one?
Still about rugger.
My not-so-hidden dream was to go and see an away match at next year's 6 Nations. My first choice would have been Cardiff, Wales, but also Dublin originated big doubts. And the usual "pro & cons list".
A Welsh list of Pros...
I never been to Cardiff
I like how Wales plays
I'd love to visit Millennium Stadium
A Welsh list of cons...
Cardiff...just outside London, right?
Go and back in the same day?
What about the price of the tickets?
An Irish list o'pros...
I never been to Dublin
Ireland is always a great team to see playing...
No long distance between the airport and the Stadium
An Irish list o'cons...
The ticket's price is shamefully HIGH (88€) and then plane, beer...
All the low-cost airlines that departs from Milan Malpensa doesn't land in Dublin
So, all I have to do is wait and see if the price for Wales is high as the one for Ireland. As third option there's always France vs Italy.
And I've never been to Paris...
Thursday, 19 November 2009
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#585 I Am Too Impatient To Wait For Something New
Have you ever heard that research about ancient ice in polar zones? Briefly, in those places, where the cold is perpetual it happens that, year after year, different layers of ice creates a pack where is possible to see what kind of lifeforms were on the earth at those times. So they discovered many interesting things such as microorganisms and bacteria that aren't popular in those places now.
But ice is not my topic now. My topic is music. What music and ice have in common? Well, nothing apparently, except if you're talking about Immortal and all the norwegian black metal movement.
[And by the way, you can joke about Immortal but not about my favourite Impaled Nazarene, right?
]Ok, all of us has a collection of Cds, right? Large or small, it doesn't matter. I personally don't know how about a teenager now in 2009, in the midst of this mp3 era, but I remember that, back in my teenage years, I was proud of my collection. An amount of more than 500 Cds all around a room. The joy of every mother. And I'm not talking about the music itself!
As every collection it is formed by "towers" of cds or "walls" or random "bunches" left all around, right? My collection actually is divided in two parts. The "play it again Sam" part and "Goodbye blue sky" one.
Let's forget about the first one. As the name suggests, are CDs I play often or quite often, eventually deciding to encode them in mp3 for the sake of "portable pleasures".
The second part is like the ice I mentioned at the beginning of this post. It happens to be CDs bought in teenage years, or following some "wave", or for the sake of curiosity. CDs that at the time were played extensively but now are buried under layers of newer ones. So, digging down the collection here it what I found:
Body Count - Body Count
An album that begins with three gunshots and shows the multiple use of the word "motherf****r". What's better than this for an angry teenager? Plus, if you add that I didn't exactly pay for it. It suits perfectly. Recently it returned playing in my car's radio.
The Hardcore Superstars - Bad Sneakers And A Piña Colada
This swedish punk/rock band really got me when I listened one of their songs on a sample cd (didn't stealed it). Among all those songs, there's a couple of hits. "Someone Special", "Liberation" and "Have You Been Around". Funny album.
Lacrimosa - Elodia
If you just broke off a relationship please, do yourself a favour and avoid this album. In the greek mithology, Elodia is the goddess of failed love/relationship.
Said that, the album is wonderful. A great combination of metal and orchestral parts. Almost completely sung in german. Even my parents love it, and it should be enough. "Am Ende Der Stille" (At the end of the silence), "Ich Verlasse Heut' Dein Herz" (Today I leave your heart) and "Am Ende Stehen Wir Zwei" (In the end remains the two of us) are pearls into this necklace. I strongly suggest it.
Moonspell - The Butterfly Effect
I admit, I stopped following Moonspell right after the release of this album. Not because they produced crap. I just focused on other things and "weak leafs" were the first to fall. Despite that, the album is really interesting and entertaining. "Soulsick", "Lustmord" and "Angelizer" especially are my favourite among the other songs. I think I should listen to it again.
Anathema - Seranades
When the song Sweet Tears entered the MTV heavy rotation (I remember they showed Headbangers Ball late at night on MTV Europe and used to record every episode) I thought "I must have that album". I was lucky enough to find a re-release with The Crestfallen EP included in the package. What to say about that. Well, first of all is not an easy-listening thing. The singing is growled and suffered. Lyrics talks about melancholy, sadness, darkness and something else but hey! that's Doom Metal. What do you expect?
Vex Red - Start With A Strong And Persistent Desire
You know who Korn are, right? They were produced by Ross Robinson who, one day, asked, through a poll on Kerrang magazine, to receive demos from English bands to produce and launch among the stars.
They were lucky enough to catch his attention and what they got was a good album. Sometimes a bit boring. Definitively NOT my favourite since I always skipped between the same two songs ("Cant' Smile" and "Itch"). Few for considering it a "good" album. Perhaps that's why it was so deep down my collection.
And you, can you take a look at your collection and tell the world "what are your forgotten CDs?"
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
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#584 Deee, Arda Che L'è Dre A Vegner L'Aigua: Chel Cement Lè Al Sa Suga Minga Pe' Stasira
[a display of italian/lombardian dialect on the title...in italian would sound as "dì, guarda che viene giù l'acqua, quel cemento non asciuga mica per stasera"]
Everything started from a guy called Adel Smith...
Adel Smith italian/egyptian/scottish man became famous and put under the spot of critics when, years ago, went to tribunal and asked (and obtained) that crosses and other religious objects were removed from the school his sons attended, saying that "they were scared about that thing..".
The tribunal applied the law. Italy is a lay country so, public places such as schools, hospitals or tribunals, doesn't have to show any religious sign. Period.
You could imagine the big confusion and mess happened after such deliberation. People invoking "our culture" and "our traditions" and "they don't respect our laws".
I have to admit, despite my infaust name, and despite never been a very religious person (I think I never really had a "faith") at first I was anti-Smith and pro-cross in schools.
I said, it's a "tradition and cultural matter". But, what tradition? And what culture?
People from far right, who takes full loads of wording and "culture" from Ancient Roman times talks, at the same time about "our culture". Ok, wait a minute. never heard about Nero? or Caligula? or Constantine (who, matter of fact, converted himself to Catholic religion in the name of pure monetary and power interests). They weren't people that we could call "Christians", right?
So which "story" should we take as good? The mighty romans that crashes ever empire but, basically polytheistics and pagans or the Templars & Friends who created a state of terror both in Israel and Europe?
But hey, they never talked about Templars and middle age period. They just talked about our culture.
Our culture? I'll tell you WHAT is my culture.
In primary school, our teacher was quite old. He studied to be a priest in his youth but gave up when he met his future wife (and, let me add, taking a look at his wife...well, I'd choose the priesthood!). Now, his teachings were good and he enphatized everything a lot. But later, when I grew up, I read other books and took a neutral point of view, discovering that his point was extremely corrupted and historically inaccurate. Could you imagine which argument was his favourite?
"All those major historical events that had religion behind". So, be sure, between guelphs and ghibellines we were all guelphs.
But we were all 8 years old. We're excused.
So that should be "our culture". Something based on lies, falseness and inaccuracy. And "this" is what was taught. I should consider myself lucky for not trusting them and deciding to go and read by myself "the facts".
Back in recent days, the European High Court, sentenced that public places like those I mentioned above does not show any religious sign. They didn't say something new. They repeated something already written in our constitution. Article n.7 says that "The Nation and the Church have their own sovereignty and indipendence. That means, I take care of my garden, you take care of yours. And don't try to steal my potatoes!
As you could imagine, Italians makes up a mess for everything caused by "arabians". So, neo-fascists movements involved the "we welcome them, they don't respect our laws". Wow, those neofascists are little wonders. They said two lies in the same short sentence. I couldn't do so well.
"We welcome them.." now, said by me could sound even "normal"...but said by a neofascist? Ah ah.
"They don't respect our laws". Now we should consider which law we're talking about. Our context is the "cross in public places". Well, the law tells "no religious signs in public places". Who's respecting the law now?
As I said, at first I was about "tradition and culture" but my mind changed. First of all, nobody said that all the churchs had to be teared down. Nodoby said that priests are outlaws and should be banned and kicked out from the country. Nobody said that Christian religion is illegal. But, being in a lay nation means that if I'm a buddhist, or a raelian, or a scientologist, I'm free, FREE, to worship my god and nobody could say anything to me.
Said that. This is not a pro-arab thing. If I get into a post office and all the employees are arabian women, wearing chadors, niqabs or burqas well, I pretend them not to wear it. Personally it doesn't hurt me. But the law says nobody should cover his face in public places. Plus, is a religious thing, being Iran (chador), Afghanistan (burqa) and Saudi Arabia (niqab) teocratic countries, where such clothes are compulsory.
Obvious to say, religion is a private matter and I strongly don't believe in recruitments. But seems such topic is hard to put into people's heads.
I think the big mistake is confusing culture&tradition with the law. A catholic private school is free to show any religious paraphernalia they have. It's a private thing. None of public business. If they want, they could force their scholars to dress like Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and nobody should say "uh". That's their private law. And also they can show crosses, skulls & bones or hacker flags. But this can't happen in a public school, or a public places.
Why people can't understand this? But my real question is, a person, must really be an atheist to understand this?
[sorry for my poor grammar]
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
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#583 Stop It! This Party's Not Satisfying.
(L to R: Christian Meyer [drums], Faso [bass], Rocco Tanica [keys], Cesareo [guitar], Elio [vox/flute/percussions])
After years and years just wishing and dreaming to see them live, I decided to go and get a ticket for their 20th February show near here. Actually the thing wasn't that simple and I didn't do anything. Let's say that just before leaving for USA a colleague went to see them in Milan where they performed with the Arturo Toscanini Philarmonic Orchestra.
So, when he said he wanted to see them live again, I didn't miss the chance and joined the group of "I want a ticket too and I'll choke you if I won't get one".
Add the fact that there was a huge discount to those who showed a membership card of my company's long time workers (in other words, the Old Ones). Being NOT old (and actually, none of the 11 who wanted to attend the concert were) we had to go around and ask to Old Ones (yeah, I know it sounds a bit Lovecraftish..) to borrow us their cards. So, instead of 39€ we paid 28...Not bad uh?
Anyway, the band is simply the best Italian band came out in the last 20 years. The only comparison I can do is with Frank Zappa (to whom the band openly inspires, but not only him..) but this is a little hook with him.
The concert's tickets went sold out in few hours and I'm happy to be part of it. Another important piece of the puzzle. But the wait until 20th February is so damn long....
Monday, 16 November 2009
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#582 Emptiness Creates Stability
So all the sport news are talking about the rugby match happened on Saturday between Italy and New Zealand. In other words, a small team versus a giant. Nothing to be ashamed about, don't get me wrong. That's all pride and honour for our team to play against such experienced and important team.
Though, there's something about rugby I really dislike. And these things are repeated every given match shown on tv, or described on the newspapers.
Things such as the everlasting fairplay-topic. The differences between rugby and other sports (namely soccer) and the party-like atmophere among the audience.
Now, in Italy the debate about how the soccer leads to violence and rugby leads to unity-love-friendship-respect and blahblah lasts from the first time our team was allowed to play at 6 Nations.
With all the people involved in the movement constantly comparing the two different sports.
“Soccer has no fairplay. Not as our. We invented the “third half””.
For whom's not familiar with rugby. The “third half” is a friendly meeting between the two teams. Usually at a restaurant or some place like that, hosted by the home team, they have fun, drink and develope friendships.
So, they wants obviously to focus the attention on how the rugby, despite looking a violent sport, doesn't create all those tensions that the kicked ball does.
More, the fans topic. It's not a mistery that, in a country like ours, there's still the problem of violence at stadiums. While Britain solved the hooligans problem several years ago, we're still far from that, and it seems the more someone tries to put a remedy, the more the violence spreads.
This doesn't happen in rugby. For not so obvious reasons.
One could be the unpopularity that rugby had in our country until some years ago. Another one is the status of “cinderella of 6 nations” that Italy still has in the competition that make us thinking that every match could be a defeat 90% of the time.
Now, it's time for Italy and Italians to think that we could win some match. Let's start from the saturday's one.
New Zealand showed their strong characteristics and their experience did the rest. But, scrums, rucks and mauls saw a general prevalence of Italians. Now. That's a good point. Plus, knowing the New Zealanders had a great ball possession and an imprevidibility in their playing, our defence did a great job. In fact they scored a try only.
So we were watching tv and the commenters, beside explaining the rules of the game to unexpert watchers, kept on focusing our attention at “how the fans are supporting the team and the party-like atmosphere we're living here”.
Yes, sure, good. But, more than that, who really cares? Do we really need to constantly “exalt” ourselves with “we're so good, we're so nice, we're so fair?”.
And more. The words “pride, honour, pain” are the most repeated words. Like a mantra. And sometimes I can't fail to notice a hint to other sports (soccer), so the equation will be “ruby : honour = soccer : dis-honour”. Beside being a rugby fan, I'm quite fed up with this wording and general concept. It's a game. Let's damn play.
It all sounds like the same old story reapeated every game. Especially every time there's a match where national team is involved.
Creating a kind of magic-like and dreamy, elegant atmosphere behind this game sounded nice at first. Then it started to sound like a clichè. To simply reapeat as a parrot whenever the tv was on.
I think the game doesn't deserve to be ruined by all this “sugar” on it.
Plus. I don't really like the general superficial thing related to this particular game (Italy vs NZ). With friends and acquaintances citing the “haka” (NZ famous war-chant before the game) as the highest point of the match and talking basically only about that. Come on! I like the “Marseillaise” but I won't watch a France match just for that! I have to say that this superficiality makes me nervous a bit. Maybe because I dislike superficiality a lot.
Or maybe because I like rugby more.
Il rugby è uno sport bellissimo e tra i miei preferiti. Non ci sono dubbi in proposito. E' vero però che sempre più spesso ci sono cose, nel contorno, che mi piacciono sempre meno. Cose che non c'entrano molto con la palla ovale, ma più con le parole e il pubblico.
Prendiamo ad esempio la partita di sabato contro la Nuova Zelanda. Bella la partita, bella l'atmosfera e poco bello il risultato. Quello che non mi piace è quell'atmosfera da "partita del cuore" che c'è ogni volta che gioca l'Italia. Non fraintendetemi. Meglio questo che una rissa con morti e feriti degna dei peggiori hooligan. Però l'atmosfera di "festa" mi dà un'idea di artefatto che non posso far niente per scacciare.
E poi parliamo di onore, orgoglio e sofferenza. Ecco, perchè? Un calciatore non ha orgoglio, onore e sofferenza? Perchè dobbiamo parlare di "onore" nello sport? Ok, il rugby ha questa caratteristica di grosso rispetto per l'arbitraggio, e sabato ce ne siamo accorti, quando una meta tecnica per l'Italia è stata diciamo, rimandata a tempo indeterminato dall'arbitro. Eppure nessuno ha fatto casino. Ok, la cosa morrebbe qui no? No, ed ecco un'altra cosa fastidiosa. Nel calcio tutti dicono che le proteste non finiscono in campo ma il venerdì dopo in conferenza stampa. Poco prima della partita successiva. Nel rugby subito. Eppure perchè bisogna sentire questo continuo paragone col calcio? Sono sport diversi con gestioni, regole e ambiente alieni tra loro. Ciononostante il paragone è sempre in agguato. E non solo da parte dei calciatori. Anche dei rugbisti, con il continuo sottolineare del fairplay e della pulizia morale di cui il loro sport è infarcito. Grazie, ma se non l'avessi saputo non sarei stato qui. Ora, possiamo andare avanti per favore?
Poi, l'aspetto più fastidioso: i clichè. Si, che sono grossi, che sono "violenti", che fanno il terzo tempo. Che sono amici alla fine del match. Che la gente si diverte a cuor leggero. Che è spettacolare. Che è variopinto. Che è caratteristico ed etnico. Ok, c'è tutto. Ma non può piacere solo per questo! E' uno sport!
Addirittura ho sentito gente che sarebbe andata a San Siro solo per l'haka! Allora siccome mi piace la Marsigliese dovrei andare a vedere una partita della Francia solo per sentirla no? Siamo seri per una volta e pensiamo al gioco.
Che sta arrivando il Sud Africa...
Sunday, 15 November 2009
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#581 Cabin Crew, Please Take Your Seats For Take-Off
During all these years of travelling I started noticing that several things are routine on a plane. It doesn't matter the airline, the destination or the kind of flight we're on. It just happen.
1. You could be ten persons or two hundreds on the same flight. But be sure, one or two of them, will walk up and down the corridor the whole fliying time.
2. When it's time to go out and passengers from economic class walk through the corridors they stare with a little of envy and curiosity the empty business class (large) seats. I always do.
3. Nobody pays attention at the safety instructions during the departure.
4. After lunch, you can't put the things back into the tray as they were put originally.
5. After the landing. The moment from when the wheels touch the ground and the "beep" saying "take off your security belts" look interminable.
6. When the plane is full of italians. Be sure, they ALWAYS applaude when the plane lands.
7. When it's lunch time it is also turbulence time.
8. If you're interested in seeing outside, your seat will be on the wings.
9. Before landing, everybody feels the need to go to bathroom.
10. When the captain talks about weather conditions, flight plans and thanks for flying with his airline, he always mumble it that you can't understand a word.
Durante tutti questi anni di viaggi in giro per il mondo ho notato alcune cose che, immancabilmente, si ripetono sugli aerei. Non importa la compagnia, il tipo di volo o la destinazione. Però succedono.
1. Non importa di quanti siate sull'aereo. Dieci o duecento non importa. Però c'è sempre qualcuno che cammina su e giù per il corridoio.
2. Quando si va per uscire dall'aereo e si passa attraverso la business class, noi tutti guardiamo con invidia quei maxi posti con ogni ben di dio sopra. Altro che la nostra pizza rancida in economica.
3. Chi presta attenzione alla hostess che indica le uscite e come usare la mascherina in caso di depressurizzazione?
4. Una volta finito di mangiare. Per quanto ci si provi, non si riesce mai a rimettere a posto le cose nel vassoio così come lo erano all'inizio.
5. Tra il momento in cui le ruote toccano terra e quello in cui il "beep" che indica la possibilità di staccare le cinture passano lunghi, interminabili, secondi.
6. Gli italiani applaudono SEMPRE.
7. Quando si mangia ci sono sempre turbolenze.
8. Vuoi guardare il panorama? Finirai seduto sopra le ali.
9. Prima dell'atterraggio pare che tutti sentano il bisogno di andare in bagno.
10. Il capitano, quando comunica cose come temperatura e ora del luogo di destinazione lo fa sempre mugugnando in maniera tale da non far capire niente.
Saturday, 14 November 2009
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#580 The Sky Is A Limit Only For Fishes
[This one deserves a post by itself, and a return to posts written in my language]
- Afternoon. Living room -
Me, my father and my nephew (9 months) are watching the rugby match on tv. My nephew is sitting on my knees. Suddenly we smell an unmistakable stink of urine.
We tell my mother (in the kitchen): I think someone pissed!
She seriously looks at us three and ask:
"who?"
Questa è da post a sè (si, sono tornato a postare in italiano! e prossimamente ho intenzione di tradurre il racconto del viaggio in America per tutti vOOi..)
Pomeriggio. Salotto. Tv accesa.
In tv danno Italia - Nuova Zelanda di rugby. Una bella partita viziata da un arbitro un pò indeciso e intimorito dai tuttineri. Io, mio padre e mio nipote siamo seduti sul divano e guardiamo la partita. Mio nipote è sulle mie ginocchia e si agita. Improvvisamente sentiamo un forte odore di pipì.
Chiamiamo mia madre, in cucina: Io sento odore di pipì. Mi sa che se l'è fatta addosso.
Mia madre esce dalla cucina e guardandoci seriamente ci chiede:
"Chi?"
Friday, 13 November 2009
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#579 When You Download Mozilla Firefox You're Downloading Communism
So, after all these days telling you all the good and interesting things I saw on the other side of Atlantic Lake, it comes the time to come back home.
When it comes, there's people who has maniac depressions. Thinks about quitting and go back "there" (though it's a dirty gutter in Bangkok) and live into an eternal dreamy vacation. Beside, there's who simply faces the terrible truth: the holidays are over.
And when everything it's over everything's possibly more messy than when it was time to leave, days before.
So it remains a suitcase full of clothes. Plastic bags, boxes, tickets, receipts, coins and pictures to be downloaded and showed to everybody.
I didn't cam back at work feeling bad or upset. Instead, I was full of energy, good mooded and optimist. The anger that haunted me before leaving was far and somehow difficult to believe I felt like that. But my job and the problems are still there. It didn't change very much in this week but hell, holidays are here for this reason.
So, after writing for almost a week about what I saw, what I ate and lived through, I feel this post like a post trip consideration.
Let's start saying that the States has never been my dream journey. Not a matter of disliking. I wasn't just interested in going there.
Actually, my "contact" with America was just through movies and what's called "american culture", which doesn't need a tv to spread.
I didn't know people there, though I have friends all around the world and showed little interest in some friend's tale about trips to N.Y or other places.
Said that. When my father suggested me to go to NYC for the marathon, I didn't let him say twice. Why miss the chance?
Let's say that what impressed me the most was this, hugeness, of everything. Well, this hugeness left me almost breathless sometimes and made me think how we look tiny, compared to the world. It never happened here. Let's make things clear. Despite being constantly nose-up in front of those tall buildings, I wasn't amazed by that simply. But everything. From the portions at restaurant, from the cars to the spots and lights. Not just amazed me but, as I said before, let me breathless.
This is something every other people told me. Another thing that surprised me was the general kindness and good manners of people. NY is a touristic city. Rome is touristic city. But why people in Rome and in Italy in general (shopkeepers) is so rude and bad mannered with tourists?
We have a lesson to learn.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
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#578 Si, Vendetta, Tremenda Vendetta!
Day#7
Our last day of our trip begins with another "abbuffet" breakfast. Orange juice, cakes, crepes and maple syrup (which causes a flow of questions when I arrived back here ("how does it taste? - Well, it's sweet and stitchy").
Then Jim is already waiting to bring us to Toronto. Moreno, the "guide" (actually he's not a guide, but just somebody hired to take care of tickets and gathering all the persons. Some kind of "shepherd" instead of a guide. Plus, having been already several times in Toronto and other parts of Canada (including the Baffin Island) he's full of stories to tell us to better understand in what kind of country we ended.
There's a guy from Forlì who shoots pictures at EVERY truck we're finding on our way to the city. My father looks at me (he found back the gift of the Word) and shrugs his shoulders.
The drive to the city is not that short as I thought, since it takes almost two hours and we're not even in a "dangerous" hour.
There's the time for a little deviation to pick up the "real" "guide" of this trip. A guy (italian origins, of course) who refers himself as "Joseph".
This guy starts talking about how Toronto has the biggest of this and widest of that and oldest of those. Looks like the world was "invented" here too. Soon the thin line between truth and major lie becomes thinner. When he starts getting into specifical topics (such as Architecture or Urbanistic matters) the truth comes at surface.
He's maybe unaware that our group includes well cultured and prepared people. So prepared that soon, some of them, starts arguing that what he's saying is, when not exagerated, really false.
This happens when he says "if you ask here who Renzo Piano is, nobody will answer" (this, not hinting a general ignorance, but the anonimate of one of the most known architetss in the world). Here, to check it out by yourself.
The guy behind me suddenly says "I wonder why he's so bitter with Piano. He keeps on talking bad about this guy". Plus, the "guide" breaks the magic of silence by getting into the "lies" ground. This, simply by giving credits of things (buildings) around the world to others.
When he says "in example, the pompidou gallery in Paris was made by..." not mentioning ANY of the original architects, some starts having fun of him and his naive consideration of us as brainless tourists.
Anyway, the first place we visit in Toronto is the CN Tower. We're far from the Empire State Building's long queuing. In 10 minutes we have the tickets, we're searched and controlled (by air-shots in a cabin) and ready to get "upstairs". Again, the sight is stunning, even if not so impressive as the NY one.
There's time also to take a walk over the "glass-floor" that scares so many people. I've already been at the Macau Tower, where a similar thing is installed, so I'm no surprised by that. Instead, my father is paralyzed in terror. I hardly convince him to take a walk without looking down. And finally he does it. Even if after long talking.
That's what a visit to a tower should be. You arrive. Buy tickets and queue for getting into the elevator. And the elevator takes just a minute to move at the last floor. That's the ideal visit.
So, we go at a local market where we see "typical canadian food", provolone cheese, italian ham, greek olives. The guide doesn't say anything and just stands smiling. Silence is gold.
The Ontario Parliament is really a nice place. That's nice that they open it to public and allow people to get in. Unfortunately they were close in a session and nobody was allowed to get into the big room. We just had to take a look at the other rooms and corridors. Wood, marble and bricks in a very interesting and kind of "austerial" combination. I somehow regret not taking pictures inside. Maybe it was too crowded by us and I felt the pictures might not look good.
We then roam around without a place to go and we take the chance of a lunch. While other people in the group queues for pasta in a food court I have a yakisoba with beef which reminds me home terribly (I know, that's a japanese food, but, when go out with colleagues and boss I always have one).
While walking and fooling around we come through a TV shop that, on a huge screen, is showed the match AC Milan vs Real Madrid. My father goes nuts and it's quite hard to take him away from the match (which is live, being 15 o'clock here..). We'll know later that they ended 1-1 with Real not having good luck with Italian team in three years in a row.
Soon, it's time to get back on the bus and move back to Niagara Falls. On the two hours and a half drive to the hotel, we have a chat with a family from Genoa that ran their first marathon ever. Everybody compares their timings and experiences. All agree it was wonderful and somebody says he'll be back in some years. We don't know if and when we'll come back. I'd like to visit other cities in the US, even if I know there are many other places, in the world, that are in my list from quite a while. But my energies now have to go to homesearching. Travelling could wait for a while.
Dinner at Hard Rock Cafè. My father, at first quite diffident, suddenly turns interested in all the instruments (though he can only play the doorbell) and ask me to ask if are "true". Honestly I strongly doubt that the vintage jazz bass hanging from the wall and bearing a Led Zeppelin effige was owned by a notorious collector such as John Paul Jones, but the waitress' so nice that I could believe we're in France if she says so.
At the hotel, our suitcases are ready to be packeted and closed. It's time to go back home...
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
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#577 A Ground Zero Of Intelligence
Day#6
When it comes the time of leaving a place you've been even for a few days it's always a loss. When you start getting used to talk about "10th ave" and "48th str" it's already time to leave the place.
Both me and my father are pretty exhausted after walking for almost five days. Plus, the wake is early as usual in these days: 5 a.m.
We should be at the airport at 7 something and take a plane to Buffalo. In the meantime we should gather with other people going to Buffalo/Niagara Falls at a hotel on the 2nd avenue.
Jumping off the bed is quite a hard job. My legs looks like rocks. But, when I'm already thinking how it would be possible for me to keep on walking around during this two days visit at Niagara Falls and Toronto my body promptly replies "YES WE CAN!". So, why should I worry?
As soon as we seat on the taxi, the driver rushes as he's chased by police. My father asks me to tell him "we're not in hurry..", but we're already arrived at destination.
That's incredible how many people is out at six. Looks like there's always traffic here. I wonder that if I lived here I couldn't do one of my crazy rushes to reach my workplace when I'm in hurry. Too many cars around.
Anyway. We reach the hotel and there's little time for doing important things: breakfast and buy NY-Times to see the results of the runners. I just can buy the newspaper that the guide, Moreno, a very funny guy, calls everybody to get on the bus.
Buffalo here we come.
Ok, I think I already showed little display of ignorance saying that I thought Buffalo was somewhere in the south like Texas or Arizona. Discovering its real location was kinda big surprise.
Anyway, as usual, check-in and metal detector. Oh, they ask people to remove shoes and put under the check. The words "socks...holes...." suddenly comes at my ears. Everybody's worried his/her socks would show some unwanted aperture. We reach the gate and have a generous breakfast with a (american-size) "little" cup of cappuccino.
Finally some good soul decided to reserve a window seat for my father. Good. So it will save me from hearing complainings in this short trip.
As soon as we land we just have the time to reach the bus that will bring us around in these two days.
The guide tells us something about timing, things to do, things not to do and introduce a woman who talks a strange mixture of english and italian with a strong accent from Abruzzo. Weird.
She basically says: Canadians were lucky, they got the nicest view and the biggest falls. So they can live with tourism and casinoes. American instead, earn their living with industries and with the production of hydroelectric energy.
"The electricity you all used in New York in these days were produced here" says.
"Thank youuuuuu" somebody barks from behind..
There's time to take pictures at the Bride's Veil and take a walk around. Here's much colder than New York. The bus driver, Jim, jokes about how who ran the marathon walks in this atrocious day-after. Funny guy.
Then. It's time to cross the border. Canadian border is...easy to cross. And the two border officers waiting for us are really nice. Not as the pokerface policeman at JFK.
So, ten minutes and we're in Niagara Falls, Ontario.
We move straight at the hotel where we have a buffett lunch or, as we called it, abbuffett lunch.
[explanation. Everybody knows what "buffett" means. In italian "abbuffarsi" means "eat until you collapse", so, with a little wordplay...got it?]
I don't remember what I ate. But I do remember well those two huge slices of chocolate and cheese cake covered with cherry gelly I got. Oh yes.
In the afternoon, it's time to take a look at these Canadian Falls. And yes, I now understand why everybody, before coming here said me "are you going to see it from the canadian side, aren't you?
Even the skyline is pretty different. Almost nothing on the american side. A kind of luna-park on the canadian one. Nice to shot at night.
And the night comes wy too soon. There's just time to go out and look for a place to dine and to have a fight with my father. Sounds incredible how, despite he's not hungry, wants to decide where should we go for dinner. Plus, he complains about that hour I feel asleep and why I did this and why I did that. When, says again "that place is the only one for dining (italian)" I turn and move away, looking for some other restaurant. Despite he keeps on calling me from far, far away.
And, by the way, a steak, a beer and the game. What's best?
The camera is with me, so I can take pictures of the falls at night, when they light them up with coloured lights and effects. Really nice indeed. In that moment I regret not having a tripod.
Moments later I would regret² not having a tripod because right in front of me, a fox, takes a night walk, lazily looking around.
Haver you ever met a fox?
That was my first time.
When I arrive at the room, my father's trying to understand how american football works. Sulky and silent. And I'm silent too, though not sulky. I'm sleepy and I can see just the bed. Luckily all those elections spots are over, and there are only games on tv. But I can't stand any longer...
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
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#576 I Am A Soldier, So My Son Can Be A Farmer, So His Son Can Be A Poet
Day#5
I never ran a marathon, but I think I would be really nervous if I had to. I don't know how my father's feeling, since it's damn early in the morning and, despite his random talking (he random talks whenever he gets up early) I manage to sleep more.
Then, a walk out for breakfast and I move to Central Park where is seems the big crowd is not arrived yet.
People gives away paper crowns celebrating Paula Radcliffe, the Queen of the marathon.
I walk along the road that athletes are supposed to run in a few hours until I reach a high point where people is beginning to gather to incite the runners.
Infact wheelchair and other people with different abilities is already on the run and even the photographers (OFFICIAL photographers) have the time to put down their cameras and clap their hands.
[not taken by me]
That's one of the things that basically all the italians I heard told about the NYC marathon: everybody, EVERYBODY, stops by, incite the runners, clap their hands, offer fruits or just shout out the name of the athlete passing by.
My father heard so many times "italy! italy!" that his ears buzzed until he arrived at the hotel.
Before coming here I just "heard" about this, being the beautiest marathon in the world. After seeing it and lived in it I know this is the beautiest in the world.
Thinking that while running the Milan half-marathon I heard so many people discouraging the runners or shouting "go home!" from cars that comparing the two events would sound like comparing a rotten bigmac with caviar and champagne.
My father later would tell me how the support of the people was important for him and other runners to go through those long miles in the cold. School bands, rock ensembles and every kind of music on the sidewalks (but this, actually, happens in Venice, during the marathon, too).
[not taken by me]
Anyway, I wait for a while, after when police motorbykes and time-signing cars breaks the silence and the first female runners arrive. I'm in a good position for shooting. Right in front of me, on the other side of the road, a photographer takes pictures too of the incoming runners. And to me too.
I was sitting on the guard-rail, waiting for something to happen, beside a couple of french photographers. Everybody's holding his camera, ready to shot. I look up at the other side, and see this 500mm photographic cannon, pointed at us. I'd like to see that picture.
Surprise, Paula Radcliffe is not in first position. A russian and a kenyan are leading the run. I'm sitting right under the 25th mile banner, and I call home saying "hey, if you happen to watch the marathon, take a look at the 25th mile!".
Nobody sees me, though.
The couple passes by and here it comes Radcliffe well supported by a bunch of Brits holding flags and calling out her name.
Then the men. Keflezighi passes not much after the forth of the female competitors, immediately followed by who would become the second arrived.
I can't stay there waiting for all the runners, plus is starting to get a bit cold, after almost a couple of hours sitting there.
I take a walk on the 5th Avenue, which I never visited and reach soon the Apple Store. Who ever imagined that it looked like that? Completely under the ground level. Inside there, lots of people asks about iBooks, iPhones, iPods, iCoffes and iInformations. The prices are really interesting. So interesting that I regret not needing a Mac. To give you some hint. A Mac here costs about 2000€ and the same model, in New York, was about 1200€.
Really interesting uh?
Lunch at Subway and then I move to some further shopping at B&H. Man, this place is really weird. Queue is the word there.
I queue at desk n°34 where the guy, without even showing me the item I asked for, asks for my phone number and tells me to write down my name and nationality.
Then, still without having seen the filter I bought, he gives a long receipt and tells me where to pay. On the way to the cashiers I grab a couple of other things. I go downstairs and...a hand grabs my shoulder.
"Where are you going?" asks a man "guarding" the stairs.
"I'm going to pay this and this" showing the receipt and the plug I took.
"No no, you have to pay the plug at this floor"
"REALLY???"
So I reach the closest thing resembling a cash and give the plug to a long bearded Hasidic Jew (thanks Jess), along with five dollars.
He takes the plug, launch it somewhere near his feet and ignore my 5 dollars.
Hmmm.
Remember the filter I never seen? Well, the plug reached it. So, I paid just for asking about it?
No wait, I'm still trying to reach the cash!
So, free to go back downstairs, I queue near some numbered desks where a unnaturally calm guy (the hasidic look too) finally accept my credit card and tells me where to queue to get my items.
Good thing all these queues didn't last very much. They're quick and efficient.
The guy at the items retirement gives me a plastic bag filled with flyers, papers and other things. Somewhere, dug into papers, my new polarized filter (which later would become extremely useful in Canada) and a plug adapter lies. Again hidden from my sight.
Finally, at the hotel, I can see.
I rush back at Central Park, hopeful to see my father passing by.
He told me it would take at least 6 hours for him to run all the 26 miles. Instead, after more than a hour I'm sitting there and seeing people dressed in whatever they found in their closets, I received a sms from my father, saying he's alive and well, showered, rested and waiting for me at the hotel.
So people, let's move. I get out from Central Park. Well, I'd like to get out from Central Park, since the barriers are everywhere and it takes almost an hour, during which I even consider to spend the night there on a bench. Then, from Dakota building, Yoko Ono's hand, like Anchangel Gabriel, indicates me the exit.
And it takes a while to walk back at the hotel on the Sunday "human traffic" on the sidewalks of NY.
My father looks normal. Not like a marathon survivor. But like a person who didn't feel the "pain" of the long run. He's tired, but not enough to prevent him to move from the room and go for dinner. I didn't run and I'm hungrier than him. That's why he gets a tiny portion of pasta with coke and I a huge hamburger with french fries and the coldest of all beers. Huge one.
I can't remember when I touched the bed. I just remember my father asking "why Yankees and Philly always play together? Aren't other teams playing baseball? Aren't they tired to play always against the same opponents?"
"Because that's the superbowl of baseball..."
Monday, 09 November 2009
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#575 You Must Be A Punk To Consider Siouxie Sioux Sexy
Today I went back to work. Nothing changed and if it did, it changed in worse. Anyway, I thought my colleagues spreaded some strange rumour about me (as sometimes happen) but instead I have to say I was saved this time.
By the way. Here's the...
Day#4
What's better than beginning the day feeling a bit strange? Well, maybe going to bathroom, looking at the mirror and finding that the right half of the face is swollen like a baloon!
Yes people, my face looks totally asimmetrical. Or more than usual.
My mother from Italy suggest to take a painkiller and looks like I become addicted to them. I took one the first day because I had headache. Another one the second day because headache didn't end. Then another one because the teeth on that side hurt a bit (actually a very little little bit, let's call it a square root of the word "pain" but, being on holiday, why taking the risk?). And now another one for that. Aw.
Is possible that the teeth did it all?
Possibly. My father tells some sadistic and totally unrepeatable solution that I prefer to ignore it and think that his tireness and jetlag made him saying such nonsensical thing. (Hmm, but here there's no jetlag...hmmm).
Anyway, the saturday before the M-Day should be quiet and taken with a slow rhythm.
So we dedicate to some purchase. A BlackBerry for instance.
Honestly, I wasn't about to buy a mobile phone and the story is so damn long that it will take hours just to tell. Let's say that my phone doesn't work and, being it close to retirement (the battery comes and goes, network problems when you need to call) I ride the tiger and go to this big shop looking for mobile phones.
Now, a Nokia could be good, but the price of BB looks interesting (especially after I did the conversion in Euro), plus my father, acting as the little devil on shoulder keeps on saying "that's not bad uh? that's not bad uh? that's not bad uh?" like a mantra to both me and the girl who looks at me mentally asking "what the hell is saying?".
So, yes Cristian, you got a BB that makes you look (at friends' eyes) sophisticated and a bit snobbish but that's ok. They'll survive.
Then, considering that I never been to Central Park, why don't take a look there? The legend tells about squirrels jumping and walking around as they were the only creatures in the world. So it deserves a picture, right?
We just leave the phone under charging and we go for the ten minutes walk that separates our hotel from Central Park.
Hey, that's huge!
I always thought it was a big field with a lake and some trees. Not a field, then a lake, trees, a field, lake, trees, baseball field, trees. All up to Connecticut.
It can make you feel like you are not in a city anymore.
My father is willingful to show me the little lake where him and other brave runner dared to go with the guy I talked about (Pizzolato). On the way there I think we passed beside the Dakota building.
Oh yes, John Lennon was killed there. Yes I know. But you're talking with a horror fan and I could tell you that the externals (and I think some internal shot too) of Rosemary's Baby were shot there. When Polansky was still a free man, married with a beautiful girl and not attracted by underage girls...
Were we talking about Lennon right?
So we arrive at the lake and that make the song saying "New York city don't mean nothing, it's just a good place when you're running...". Runners and joggers all around. Not enough to make the place looking crowded. But still many.
Raise your hand if you want to visit the UN building. Outside it's a nothing more than a building. On the way there my father keeps on pointing his finger saying "that's it!" to almost every building. Including a tamil takeaway restaurant.
Now, the fact that is called "the mirror building" (or something like that, at least in italian..) doesn't mean that every building like that is an UN property. We could say that UN owns NY then!
Anyway, we reach the place before we start a family war and we get inside. Surprise! No tickets! All free access!
When we get in we discover why.
The portraits of the last presidents, which attracts a bunch of Japanese tourists who, one by one, take a picture with every portrait. Of course, one by one.
I wonder if they were the american presidents...
Outside people is all dressed up for the Halloween thing.
I personally always disliked how people here tried, forced themselves, to live this festivity. A festivity far from our traditions. But here in the US, well, that's another story. First of all it looks like something more joyful and burlesque. Not taking themselves too seriously (even if I saw many costumes stores) and willingful to have fun.
Here it's just an excuse to go clubbing dressed differently. And I mean, ONLY clubbing. Not home parties, not "let's go to see the Yankees". Call it crap. I will do the same along with you.
The day comes to an end. We just recover for a while at the hotel and then head out for a dinner. My father this time was firm: Pasta.
You know the story. Carbohydrates, vitamins and whatever comes in help for the tomorrow 42 km (or 26 miles, I learnt).
So we arrive to this place where the personnel is dressed like '20-'30 divas. So we have an incredibly similar Groucho Marx (with cigar too), Ginger Rogers (I suppose), Al Capone (I suppose), a mummy (maybe the available characters were over) and a guy really looking like Roy Paci. (By the way, check him out, his music is interesting).
I don't know what's the reason. I just know that my father clean his dish as he was a castaway. My pasta with pesto doesn't taste as pesto. But like cheese. Pesto-flavoured cheese instead of the opposite. But my father said his "bolognese" tasted good. Aw.
Since he needs to wake up early (at 5 a.m.) he wants to go to hotel after a brief walk around, keeping on repeat "I don't know if I'll do it tomorrow, it'll take 6 hours..", but I know he's underestimating himself.
And I still don't understand why they stop the baseball game at a certain point...
Sunday, 08 November 2009
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#574 Licia Colò Presenta Le Ricette: Alle Fette Del Kilimangiaro?
Day#3
The third day begins with something that soon become a habit during our trip: burning tongue when drinking coffee.
My father, wise as Yoda of the Marathon for once, decides to give up with Pizzolato's killer warm-ups and follows my idea: taking a damn looking around.
So, down on the subway and stop at the ferry station, destination: The Statue Of Liberty.
Guess what? Queues.
Well, we're quite lucky, since is not high season here. What really amazes all of us (including the many french, dutch and italian tourists) are those metal detectors everywhere. I think during our first two days we've been scanned countless times. Thinking that to get into the Dome, in Milan there's just a couple of policemen checking your bag and seeing if you look "troublesome" makes me smile.
Anyway, we somehow already saw the Liberty Statue from distance the day before, from the Empire State Building.
When we approach the island on the ferry all the nose up and everybody stands looking at the lady. Is she looking back to France?
Thankfully we're blessed with a nice day and the pictures come out really nice. Even my father considers a good idea avoiding leaving his guts on the road and coming here to see her.
We're in NYC for tourism. So let's tour! Right?
Beside all that. That's not very much to do there. I mean, basically nobody wanted to get into the statue nor the pedestal (actually I don't think the view was that interesting, comparing to what we saw the day before), but walking around her and looking up is quite nice and relaxing.
My theory: because is something anthropomorphic. We see it as a "person", just like one of those equestrian statues in many plazas. They stand still under the sun, the rain, the snow, the pidgeons and their "gifts". More than a Colosseum or a Tour Eiffel.
Anyway, the visit takes half a hour. We'd like to take some further picture, but a group of french monopolizes the statue and takes hundreds of pictures.
Taking out banners, everybody-the-shirt-off, everybody-the-shirt-on, everybody-saying-"le-formagge-est-bon!". Things like that.
We move then to Ellis Island.
A friend of mine, who visited New York some months ago, criminally jumped this place in favour of big brands stores. Considering that America is a so-called land of opportunities, hope and, mostly, immigration, that would look stupid not visiting this place.
What really impressed me, positively impressed, is not the bags, crates and trunks brought by the immigrants. Neither the passports and the immigration papers.
What impressed me was the general feeling "them yesterday, us today". Just as the modern americans don't feel that far from that "foreign" people.
So there's the tree with the words introduced into the american vocabulary by other languages.
Thankfully there's no trace of "mafia" or other "happy" words we infamously exported to America. I can find "mezzanine", a word that in Italian is not very used here (but who knows what's about the rest of the country?) in favour of "pianerottolo".
This place was warmly suggested by a friend to be visited and, since I know that when she talks about "something beautiful" I know it will be beautiful for real, I wonder why my other friend, preferred to visit the Apple Store instead of Ellis Island. What a waste.
Now, all the people here asked for a thing: the "I heart NY" tshirt. So we have a long talk with the seller, bargaining for 8 or 10 tshirts. There's room for one for me and my father. NYPD one, not I heart NY. I won't never wear it.
After that we just go for a walk without heading somewhere specifically. And we arrive at Wall Street. You know what's the story. People, policemen, flags and ties all around. Just the name makes the whole thing looking "interesting", afterall it's just a street. Plus, we can't get in, so the thing becomes less interesting.
Again my father decides to have a pit-stop at the hotel, so I'm free for some looking around. Listening to "Amerika" by Rammstein, randomly played by my mp3 player sounds weird, expecially while walking through NY streets. Maybe it's karma, who knows?
Beside the tshirt thing, I have to say that, again, there's something really annoying about travelling abroad: buying things for other people.
Ok, someone asked for a tshirt. And that's nothing. Steve McFalz (oh about that Steve, I didn't find the shirt you asked me, I barely remember it cause when I asked you you didn't reply me) asked for a football shirt months ago. But, what about those asking for big things?
Take in example this friend.
He wasn't aware of my trip. So, that day at the airport (he works there) I met some mutual friends and they called him. Well, guess what? Right before getting onboard he told me "I'll sms you later because I need some things from NY, some apple (the brand) thing, some camera thing..".
Well, the camera thing was something small and affordable (and, by the way, I already have them. So I could even sell him), but, what about the "apple thing"?
I wisely choosed to avoid replying his messages (even though my mobile phone decided to die when reached the new world, that's why I got a BlackBerry :)). Wise choice, especially because when I arrived in Italy, he called me saying "oh, I thought you might get me an Apple Minibook..."
Wait a minute. Is my name Cristian or FedEx? (about my name, funny how americans pronounce it, I barely could undestand they called me..).
Back at the hotel to call my father and guess where we went for dinner?
This time my father was hungry and Friday's sounded ok for him. The waitress looked a bit....strange. And high.
Strange and high.
First of all she talked for a while saying something as
"herewehavetonightajajwuajansdakmasjodiandaosijdaoisjd OK?"
"ok!" both.
Then she come back asking for the orders. And the fun begins here.
After I ask for a beer (and a coke for my father), she goes to a guy who comes asking my documents!
Do I really look younger than 21????
Really?
That's what I asked to the guy who said "you look very young.."
Come on!
My father suggested two things:
a) she was high
b) she wanted to see who I was (name etc..)
I bet on "a". She really looked weird.
Same old story with the tip. Trying to convince my father that "the tip is an important part of their wage, and in Italy we pay the tip without knowing that. Here you can choose. I won't repeat it again."
A walk and back at the hotel. We feel tired early and wake up early too. But we can resist when watching a bit of "world series" (by the way, why "world"?) with my father coming out as a Yankees supporter.
And I still have to understand why sometimes they stop the game at some certain inning....
Saturday, 07 November 2009
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#573 Non Mi Uccise La Morte Ma Due Guardie Bigotte
Day#2
We end up waking up at 3.30 with much of our disdain. I could solve to sleep more, but my father, slightly unrespectful of other's sleep, keeps on talking and complaining about why he can't sleep and blah blah blah. My tireness saves me and I immediately fall back asleep for about two hours more.
I go out for breakfast. That should really sound weird, but I confess I never drank a coffee from those big plastic glasses, so, why don't try it out?
I ask for a cappuccino and a croissant (way too easy, except for the fact that we say "brioche") and start drink..hey, I can't understand how to drink from it!
No holes, no pressure points, nothing. And all the people around me drinks as it was the most natural thing to do. Well, not for me maybe!
So I just remove the cap and drink it as it was a coke. For sure that's NOT a cappuccino. Please come to Italy and I'll let you drink what IS a cappuccino. You won't forget. A whole different story.
I have a walk before meeting back my father and, out of my will, I find myself at Times Square. Wow, that's impressive. I mean, that's really nothing in reality. Buildings, lights, shops and people. Nothing having more than 80 years, but stunning anyway. Maybe we saw it on tv too many times, making it a "must see" place. Who knows. I enjoy anyway my walk there. I like cities for this reason, though.
My father joined the others of the Terramia group (the one we joined to come here) for a brief "briefing" and warm up in Central Park. Now, the group, leaded not by an unknown guy, but the one who, 25 years ago won the Marathon a couple of times (him) calls a "warm up" what, for a normal person, with a normal training as my father is a running for their lives. So, as soon as they say "let's go!", they rushes away as they had some mad dog chasing their heels. And my father has just to keep on running at his rhythm.
Plus, it's not really a good idea to go for a jog without eating nothing than a slice of bread with marmalade. As consequence, he feel weak and sick, overtalkative (I heard him saying "I don't know if I will run on Sunday", to which I promptly replied "WHAAATTT????", this makes him immediately change his thinking) and sleepy.
Before going back to hotel we have to go to Jacob Javits Center to pick up the number and other marathon things. We're pretty lucky cause not many people decided to do this key operation. The woman at the desk call my father "Albert" when checking his passport. He laughts at her.
Then we decide to take a look at the Empire State Building.
Now, call me ignorant and you'll be right, but I ALWAYS thought that the ESB was what actually was the Chrysler Building. It looked so familiar.
Anyway. There's a long queue just to get into the building. A queue that lasts just for 10 minutes.
"oh good" we think, unaware of what's waiting for us inside there. Queues, queues and queues.
Queue before the security control. Queue before the tickets. Queue for the picture (heavily photoshopped, we didn't buy it). Queue to get into the elevator. But just to 80th floor!
We then decide to open a door and go by the stairs on the remaining six floors. Then we reach the top!
What a sight! And what a lot of people there. It looked like the time we went over the chapel in Rome. So many people that it's hard even to look outside. But when we do it, the sight deserves the two hours of waiting. Camera out and pictures to every direction. Far away there's the Statue of Liberty (that we're visiting tomorrow).
So Cristian put his butt over Empire State Building too. Oh Oh.
I decide then to leave my father at the hotel and take a look around. Camera-freem hands in pocket and mp3 overloaded with Death Metal, I go around by myself, thinking that:
a) I never get lost
b) the guide-guy told us "if you're lost, just ask a cop, they're friendly with tourists".
The first shop I get in is something I actually looked for on the internet before leaving: A guitar shop.
Oh my.
Oh MY!
The heaven of Fender basses. Oh My..
Too bad I'm not there for a Fender. I'd like something different, since I need more strings for my equipment, but the sight is really stunning. I'd stay hours just looking those pieces of art.
Anyway, I get out of there and head to a shop that many people suggested me: B&H.
It's not that common here to see a Jewish dressed like a...Jewish, you know, the little hat, long beard, glasses (it seems ALL of them has some sight problem) and those two long hair on their head side. But here, here is totally another story. I never saw so many of them in a row.
I wonder, why they all look the same? Really, they all look the same. Same hair colour, same clothes (but this must be due their religion..) same beard-type. If it wasn't for the badge saying their names I could think I talked to the same person all the time. Weird.
Anyway, that's a preview visit, since my ideas about what I need are still not clear, so I leave and go back at the hotel where my father surely recovered from his sport-coma.
He did. Looking a human being and not as he wrecked from the Titanic like a couple of hours before.
We decide to have dinner. A friend of mine suggested a place called Friday's. Now, I thought it was ONE place. Not a whole chain of restaurants. But that's another story.
This place looks really nice and the people there is friendly and speaking a slow-enough english.
My father choose french fries and nothing more. He's not hungry yet. This jet-lag is playing bad tricks. I have two hamburgers with onion rings. Ok, I can't kiss any girls tonight but that's ok.
A brief walk after dinner along Times Square and we go back at the hotel.
TV is quite strange in America. Really. I thought that Italian TV is really bad. And still think that. But American tv goes really close.
Take in example the election day.
There were several spots about New Jersey candidates (Christie and Corzine) and those for NYC new major. Bloomberg, Thomson and Daggett.
Well, they all said THE SAME THINGS.
"More jobs, less taxes, less waste". Everybody could have said that, cause everybody SAID that.
Plus, and this is the biggest difference between American TV with the Italian one, they really mudded their opponents without any morality.
In example.
Christie said "Corzine had the highest unemployement rate, raised the taxes and wasted one million dollar". Could you figure out what Corzine said in his spots?
Exactly the same.
And the same happened for Daggett, Bloomberg and Thompson.
Here's different. Berlusconi says that the left-wing are communists and want to enstablish the reign of Evil with him as saviour of our beloved motherland. Maybe we're more surrealistic.
On tv there's baseball. A sport that, along with football, I never understood. But we soon get quite touched by Yankees Vs Philly (I think my father secretely supports Yankees) but, after an hour asking each other "why he had to go out?" we both fall asleep as dead pigs, waiting for our visit to the Statue of Liberty.
And tomorrow is another day.
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