The Fact
Sunday, 08 November 2009
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#574 Licia Colò Presenta Le Ricette: Alle Fette Del Kilimangiaro?
Day#3
The third day begins with something that soon become a habit during our trip: burning tongue when drinking coffee.
My father, wise as Yoda of the Marathon for once, decides to give up with Pizzolato's killer warm-ups and follows my idea: taking a damn looking around.
So, down on the subway and stop at the ferry station, destination: The Statue Of Liberty.
Guess what? Queues.
Well, we're quite lucky, since is not high season here. What really amazes all of us (including the many french, dutch and italian tourists) are those metal detectors everywhere. I think during our first two days we've been scanned countless times. Thinking that to get into the Dome, in Milan there's just a couple of policemen checking your bag and seeing if you look "troublesome" makes me smile.
Anyway, we somehow already saw the Liberty Statue from distance the day before, from the Empire State Building.
When we approach the island on the ferry all the nose up and everybody stands looking at the lady. Is she looking back to France?
Thankfully we're blessed with a nice day and the pictures come out really nice. Even my father considers a good idea avoiding leaving his guts on the road and coming here to see her.
We're in NYC for tourism. So let's tour! Right?
Beside all that. That's not very much to do there. I mean, basically nobody wanted to get into the statue nor the pedestal (actually I don't think the view was that interesting, comparing to what we saw the day before), but walking around her and looking up is quite nice and relaxing.
My theory: because is something anthropomorphic. We see it as a "person", just like one of those equestrian statues in many plazas. They stand still under the sun, the rain, the snow, the pidgeons and their "gifts". More than a Colosseum or a Tour Eiffel.
Anyway, the visit takes half a hour. We'd like to take some further picture, but a group of french monopolizes the statue and takes hundreds of pictures.
Taking out banners, everybody-the-shirt-off, everybody-the-shirt-on, everybody-saying-"le-formagge-est-bon!". Things like that.
We move then to Ellis Island.
A friend of mine, who visited New York some months ago, criminally jumped this place in favour of big brands stores. Considering that America is a so-called land of opportunities, hope and, mostly, immigration, that would look stupid not visiting this place.
What really impressed me, positively impressed, is not the bags, crates and trunks brought by the immigrants. Neither the passports and the immigration papers.
What impressed me was the general feeling "them yesterday, us today". Just as the modern americans don't feel that far from that "foreign" people.
So there's the tree with the words introduced into the american vocabulary by other languages.
Thankfully there's no trace of "mafia" or other "happy" words we infamously exported to America. I can find "mezzanine", a word that in Italian is not very used here (but who knows what's about the rest of the country?) in favour of "pianerottolo".
This place was warmly suggested by a friend to be visited and, since I know that when she talks about "something beautiful" I know it will be beautiful for real, I wonder why my other friend, preferred to visit the Apple Store instead of Ellis Island. What a waste.
Now, all the people here asked for a thing: the "I heart NY" tshirt. So we have a long talk with the seller, bargaining for 8 or 10 tshirts. There's room for one for me and my father. NYPD one, not I heart NY. I won't never wear it.
After that we just go for a walk without heading somewhere specifically. And we arrive at Wall Street. You know what's the story. People, policemen, flags and ties all around. Just the name makes the whole thing looking "interesting", afterall it's just a street. Plus, we can't get in, so the thing becomes less interesting.
Again my father decides to have a pit-stop at the hotel, so I'm free for some looking around. Listening to "Amerika" by Rammstein, randomly played by my mp3 player sounds weird, expecially while walking through NY streets. Maybe it's karma, who knows?
Beside the tshirt thing, I have to say that, again, there's something really annoying about travelling abroad: buying things for other people.
Ok, someone asked for a tshirt. And that's nothing. Steve McFalz (oh about that Steve, I didn't find the shirt you asked me, I barely remember it cause when I asked you you didn't reply me) asked for a football shirt months ago. But, what about those asking for big things?
Take in example this friend.
He wasn't aware of my trip. So, that day at the airport (he works there) I met some mutual friends and they called him. Well, guess what? Right before getting onboard he told me "I'll sms you later because I need some things from NY, some apple (the brand) thing, some camera thing..".
Well, the camera thing was something small and affordable (and, by the way, I already have them. So I could even sell him), but, what about the "apple thing"?
I wisely choosed to avoid replying his messages (even though my mobile phone decided to die when reached the new world, that's why I got a BlackBerry :)). Wise choice, especially because when I arrived in Italy, he called me saying "oh, I thought you might get me an Apple Minibook..."
Wait a minute. Is my name Cristian or FedEx? (about my name, funny how americans pronounce it, I barely could undestand they called me..).
Back at the hotel to call my father and guess where we went for dinner?
This time my father was hungry and Friday's sounded ok for him. The waitress looked a bit....strange. And high.
Strange and high.
First of all she talked for a while saying something as
"herewehavetonightajajwuajansdakmasjodiandaosijdaoisjd OK?"
"ok!" both.
Then she come back asking for the orders. And the fun begins here.
After I ask for a beer (and a coke for my father), she goes to a guy who comes asking my documents!
Do I really look younger than 21????
Really?
That's what I asked to the guy who said "you look very young.."
Come on!
My father suggested two things:
a) she was high
b) she wanted to see who I was (name etc..)
I bet on "a". She really looked weird.
Same old story with the tip. Trying to convince my father that "the tip is an important part of their wage, and in Italy we pay the tip without knowing that. Here you can choose. I won't repeat it again."
A walk and back at the hotel. We feel tired early and wake up early too. But we can resist when watching a bit of "world series" (by the way, why "world"?) with my father coming out as a Yankees supporter.
And I still have to understand why sometimes they stop the game at some certain inning....
Saturday, 07 November 2009
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#573 Non Mi Uccise La Morte Ma Due Guardie Bigotte
Day#2
We end up waking up at 3.30 with much of our disdain. I could solve to sleep more, but my father, slightly unrespectful of other's sleep, keeps on talking and complaining about why he can't sleep and blah blah blah. My tireness saves me and I immediately fall back asleep for about two hours more.
I go out for breakfast. That should really sound weird, but I confess I never drank a coffee from those big plastic glasses, so, why don't try it out?
I ask for a cappuccino and a croissant (way too easy, except for the fact that we say "brioche") and start drink..hey, I can't understand how to drink from it!
No holes, no pressure points, nothing. And all the people around me drinks as it was the most natural thing to do. Well, not for me maybe!
So I just remove the cap and drink it as it was a coke. For sure that's NOT a cappuccino. Please come to Italy and I'll let you drink what IS a cappuccino. You won't forget. A whole different story.
I have a walk before meeting back my father and, out of my will, I find myself at Times Square. Wow, that's impressive. I mean, that's really nothing in reality. Buildings, lights, shops and people. Nothing having more than 80 years, but stunning anyway. Maybe we saw it on tv too many times, making it a "must see" place. Who knows. I enjoy anyway my walk there. I like cities for this reason, though.
My father joined the others of the Terramia group (the one we joined to come here) for a brief "briefing" and warm up in Central Park. Now, the group, leaded not by an unknown guy, but the one who, 25 years ago won the Marathon a couple of times (him) calls a "warm up" what, for a normal person, with a normal training as my father is a running for their lives. So, as soon as they say "let's go!", they rushes away as they had some mad dog chasing their heels. And my father has just to keep on running at his rhythm.
Plus, it's not really a good idea to go for a jog without eating nothing than a slice of bread with marmalade. As consequence, he feel weak and sick, overtalkative (I heard him saying "I don't know if I will run on Sunday", to which I promptly replied "WHAAATTT????", this makes him immediately change his thinking) and sleepy.
Before going back to hotel we have to go to Jacob Javits Center to pick up the number and other marathon things. We're pretty lucky cause not many people decided to do this key operation. The woman at the desk call my father "Albert" when checking his passport. He laughts at her.
Then we decide to take a look at the Empire State Building.
Now, call me ignorant and you'll be right, but I ALWAYS thought that the ESB was what actually was the Chrysler Building. It looked so familiar.
Anyway. There's a long queue just to get into the building. A queue that lasts just for 10 minutes.
"oh good" we think, unaware of what's waiting for us inside there. Queues, queues and queues.
Queue before the security control. Queue before the tickets. Queue for the picture (heavily photoshopped, we didn't buy it). Queue to get into the elevator. But just to 80th floor!
We then decide to open a door and go by the stairs on the remaining six floors. Then we reach the top!
What a sight! And what a lot of people there. It looked like the time we went over the chapel in Rome. So many people that it's hard even to look outside. But when we do it, the sight deserves the two hours of waiting. Camera out and pictures to every direction. Far away there's the Statue of Liberty (that we're visiting tomorrow).
So Cristian put his butt over Empire State Building too. Oh Oh.
I decide then to leave my father at the hotel and take a look around. Camera-freem hands in pocket and mp3 overloaded with Death Metal, I go around by myself, thinking that:
a) I never get lost
b) the guide-guy told us "if you're lost, just ask a cop, they're friendly with tourists".
The first shop I get in is something I actually looked for on the internet before leaving: A guitar shop.
Oh my.
Oh MY!
The heaven of Fender basses. Oh My..
Too bad I'm not there for a Fender. I'd like something different, since I need more strings for my equipment, but the sight is really stunning. I'd stay hours just looking those pieces of art.
Anyway, I get out of there and head to a shop that many people suggested me: B&H.
It's not that common here to see a Jewish dressed like a...Jewish, you know, the little hat, long beard, glasses (it seems ALL of them has some sight problem) and those two long hair on their head side. But here, here is totally another story. I never saw so many of them in a row.
I wonder, why they all look the same? Really, they all look the same. Same hair colour, same clothes (but this must be due their religion..) same beard-type. If it wasn't for the badge saying their names I could think I talked to the same person all the time. Weird.
Anyway, that's a preview visit, since my ideas about what I need are still not clear, so I leave and go back at the hotel where my father surely recovered from his sport-coma.
He did. Looking a human being and not as he wrecked from the Titanic like a couple of hours before.
We decide to have dinner. A friend of mine suggested a place called Friday's. Now, I thought it was ONE place. Not a whole chain of restaurants. But that's another story.
This place looks really nice and the people there is friendly and speaking a slow-enough english.
My father choose french fries and nothing more. He's not hungry yet. This jet-lag is playing bad tricks. I have two hamburgers with onion rings. Ok, I can't kiss any girls tonight but that's ok.
A brief walk after dinner along Times Square and we go back at the hotel.
TV is quite strange in America. Really. I thought that Italian TV is really bad. And still think that. But American tv goes really close.
Take in example the election day.
There were several spots about New Jersey candidates (Christie and Corzine) and those for NYC new major. Bloomberg, Thomson and Daggett.
Well, they all said THE SAME THINGS.
"More jobs, less taxes, less waste". Everybody could have said that, cause everybody SAID that.
Plus, and this is the biggest difference between American TV with the Italian one, they really mudded their opponents without any morality.
In example.
Christie said "Corzine had the highest unemployement rate, raised the taxes and wasted one million dollar". Could you figure out what Corzine said in his spots?
Exactly the same.
And the same happened for Daggett, Bloomberg and Thompson.
Here's different. Berlusconi says that the left-wing are communists and want to enstablish the reign of Evil with him as saviour of our beloved motherland. Maybe we're more surrealistic.
On tv there's baseball. A sport that, along with football, I never understood. But we soon get quite touched by Yankees Vs Philly (I think my father secretely supports Yankees) but, after an hour asking each other "why he had to go out?" we both fall asleep as dead pigs, waiting for our visit to the Statue of Liberty.
And tomorrow is another day.
Friday, 06 November 2009
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#572 Whenever Ramen Is Not Enough
Day #1
We started with something that would have become an usual thing in these american days: early wake.
Actually I was both nervous, worried and excited by this trip.
Nervous and worried because I had my father along. Excited for the rest of the remaining things.
The agency that provided our tickets suggested to arrive at the airport at least three hours before the estimated departure. You know, always the same old story, “Americans are paranoids so they take long time to accurately control who gets into their country and blah blah blah”.
They didn't know that I know several persons that works inside the airport, namely, Gloria, the singer of the band, that, even if she works for Continental Airlines, allowed us to skip the line at the check-in and while boarding. Sheer luck.
Before sending my luggage here it is the first of many of my father's misinterpretations of English language. At the “hotel” name he simply copied the whole thing. So I'll stay at “Accomodation Voucher Sky Line Hotel” instead of “Skyline Hotel” as it is supposed to be.
So I look ignorant and not him, since he didn't sticked that thing on his suitcase. Aw.
On the plane my father keeps on complaining why they didn't let him sit beside the window. What's so interesting on seeing miles and miles of water? Someone of you could argue “hey, there's Europe before!”. Yes sure, too bad that Europe is completely covered by clouds. So I'm sitting at my seat with my father complaining that “look at that a*****e! He's sitting near the window and he's not even interested in looking outside!”. He complains until Dublin is right behind us. Then I desperately try to sleep and listen to some music.
In New York everything starts with a a strange thing. All the italian passengers are stored into a long corridor, with the Americans being called to be controlled first. Someone rudely argues that “why are we put aside while they can be controlled first?”. Come on! Their country. Their rules.
My Leningrad Cowboys tshirt catch the attention of some of the border officers, especially the Russian named one who controls both me and my father. When I mentally note down that it could haven't been a good idea to wear it for the trip (and my friends at the airport made me notice the same thing) I suddenly realize that I have in my bag at least three other russian-like tshirts but hey, the Cold War's over, right?
Plus, my beard is no more. So no risk of being mistaken for a taliban.
While going to the hotel, we gather with other italian runners being part of the same organization. On the bus, an Italian born guide, tells us what every traveller should know and I really don't need to hear again.
“Don't use the hotel phone”, “don't drink from the little bar in the room”, “don't do this and don't do that”. When talking about food. He mentions bagels and other things we are not used to eat and there's people who's so insecure about that that I'm expecting them to ask “could I eat a bagel with ham and cheese?”.
Italians.
Beside all that he adds some informations about how to walk around NY and, most important, the “tip topic”, which caused big mess in my father's head.
Actually it didn't took so much to be understood but I understand also why Europeans find it so hateful when going to US.
In example, my father was constantly complaining about “why should we tip them?”.
It took a long time for me to explain why a tip is an important part of a waiter's wage and, after days tipping around, I'm still not sure he understood that. Aw.
Anyway, we can try out this tipping thing while having a thai dinner on the 9th avenue. The waitress seem overly kind and gentle. Much more than in Italy and when I, maybe naively, ask her “is it the tip ok?”, she smiling tells me “perfect!”.
I'm stingy, or she's a liar.
Or our first attempt went fine.
It's 21 something and we can't keep our eyes open. The room has two HUGE beds (“..In America everything's bigger...” someone told me) and I just have the time to change my clothes that I lose my senses on those five cushions.
Tomorrow there's a lot to be seen...
Thursday, 05 November 2009
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#571 Si Fa Presto A Parlare Di Andare A Quel Paese
Yes! I'm back!
I wouldn't say "finally", since I enjoyed my trip very much and liked all the things I saw.
I'm still a bit confused about eating, sleeping and all the things usually connected to jetlag. I'm writing a full "story" and still have to join all the pictures I took (about 700..I think).
All I can say in advance is that New York (I won't talk about USA for obvious reasons) is somehow something I expected when talking about sighseeing and that famous "skyline", but when talking about people, habits and "clichès" that becomes a different story.
I knew that was an impressive concentration of lives and words and somehow made me change my thinking about a big city like that.
Anyway, I need to re-organize my thoughts, clothes and (mostly) pictures. It will take a long while.
It's nice to be back, though.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
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#570 Look At Me Close. You'll See I Can't Smile
Could be possible that rehearsals day is the same as "luggage" preparation day? Yessir!
So I had little time to do all the things I supposed to have planned already.
- hand-baggage preparation
- googling various addresses of shops I'm interested in
- gathering all those rechargers for my electronic devices (not much, MP3 player, phone and camera)
- preparing my basses and other gears for rehearsals
- practice a bit those new songs we added in our set (totally missed)
- eat something (oh yes)
- writing down phone numbers in case of credit card loose (not yet)
And two colleagues of mine dreamt about me.
Rehearsals time! EDIT later..
- One saw me not coming back from USA... (heavy groin scratching..)
- Another one saw me running like mad at the closest first aid point at my workplace, holding an arm completely covered with blood (a wound)...
Have to check my dream-interpretations book...
Later....
It seems that our version of Spellbound sounds really good. And it was the very first time we tried it out. The band found hilarious my pit-stop-like bass changes, even if it created some small problem (twisted straps, low volumes..). Also Fullmoon, from the finns Sonata Arctica came quite good despite the fact that the guitarist never played it before.
So, everything looks ok here, even if there's that thin and unreachable "thing" that makes you buzz ears telling that "yes! you are forgetting something at home!". Oh hell, if I'll forget it here that means it's not important, right?
My father's excited like a horse and can't stop blabbering random things and over-repeating questions like "could we bring onboard shaving foam?".
Why? Will you need to shave while on the plane??
And Jess, a groin scratching is something rude and I'm not a proud groin-scratcher. I'm quite easygoing with both boys and girls but with these last ones I'm still try to act as a gentleman and would never do it in front of them. A toilet-fun thing. And those people who "dreamt" about me not coming from the US meant "me, coming back into a wood-coat".
What a nice colleaguehood I have, uh?
This blog goes on holiday, finally. Tomorrow at 10.30 I'll be fly from Milan to New York. The long waiting is over. Looks like yesterday I firstly mentioned about this Marathon. And now it's time to take the luggage, say "bye" to my mother and move to the New World....
Monday, 26 October 2009
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#569 You Know, Aunt Anita Died On This Bed...
So Cristian, how would you say "yes" in English?
"hmmmm" [shaking head vertically]
And what about "no"?
"hmmmm" [shaking head horizontally]
And what about "thank you"?
"Just say 'grazie', smile and show your palm" [even if I thought about that time that I taught my colleague how to say "good appetite" and it began with F....]
And what about "hello"?
"just say 'hey'.."
So, my father is ready for conquest the new world. Does he need something else?
In the meantime back to italian things.
It seems the band..no, the guitarist, forced for including Spellbound by Lacuna Coil in our set. Good enough the song is quite easy to learn and, for his conceirning, he saw that the guitarists use a 7-strings guitar oh oh oh.
So having a string less them makes me feeling less alone now ah ah ah.
Anyway, tomorrow we're going to try it out and see if Excitodream vs Lacuna Coil is a victory or a drawn match (no, we never lose).
And also, the apartment I had to visit today. It wasn't possible to go there because the owner had some problem and blah blah. Not that bad. I wasn't in the mood and had many things to think about.
Writing a list of things and their minimum prices here, in example. Then I can compare it with prices in USA and see if my suitcase can host some further "things".
And also. Will a phone like mine work in USA? And will a phone purchased in USA working here? (that's hypothetical).
And what about credit card? I'm not going to use it extensively. All the people I know that have been in America told me that "americans use credit card for everything!"
Oh really?
I just used it...four times I think. And that's more than enough for eight years of "partnership".
Sunday, 25 October 2009
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#568 Girlfriend In A Coma, I Know, I Know, It's Serious
So, today I successfully upgraded my linux distribution from 8.10 (Intrepid Ibex) to 9.04 (Jaunty Jackalope).
But my printer still doesn't work properly. Still drivers problem.
So I had to print the ESTA sheets doing a strange combination of saving html pages and printing from window$. Lame, I know.
Then I found a plug adapter for american purposes. About this, I have to deny something about a "retarded european plugging system which makes all the countries having different plug types and making the whole situation a little confused". Well, apart from England, all the other european countries have that simple two round plugs which allows to use electronic devices from Rome to Helsinki. Nice uh?
Anyway, there's just a thing about this adapter:
Which one is the american plug?
Of course, I included the "A" one for completeness purposes. I think the "B" one is the correct one, with "C" being the English one and "D" the australian one.
Curiously I thought that this last one was the English plug because in Hong Kong is the standard and, being this place an british ex-colony, they would have adeopted this thing too.
In the meantime my father readed the program about 10-15 times. Sometimes just for a mental refreshment, some other time to all the guests coming here. And nobody can't fail to notice the great accuracy behind names pronounciation.
"We're arriving in New York Kennedy [not, city?] and we'll go to Manhattan [this one pronounced correctly]. Then on Sunday morning we'll take a ferry to Ellis EEsland. Some days later we're taking another flight to BOOffalo and we're going to visit Niagara Falls. Then Toronto.
On the very last day we're moving back to New York Kennedy and then getting on the plane to Milan.."
But he pronounces Verrazzano Bridge very well..ah ah ah.
And, as any other people who went to NY before, we got some requests from friends and relatives.
You know, the same old things. The "I heart you n.y." tshirt. Sneakers from major brands. Various, weird requests.
From the Steve McFalz football tshirt which caused almost a fight between a friend and a taxidriver (my friend pretended to buy a football tshirt at the NBA store...very bad...Oh, if you're reading Steve. Please, send me back the link to that tshirt's page. I forgot) to an EEpc, kindly asked by my sister and brother in law. I wonder how we could fit all those things in a suitcase...
Talking about sports. Well, that's an important day today. This morning, in Sepang, Malaysia, Valentino Rossi won his 9th World Championship. This morning was a good day start. Hooray!
And now, let me faint on my bed. This headache is killing me...And NCIS is beginning soon...
Saturday, 24 October 2009
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#567 What If Truman Wanted To Get Nasty?
I think my new-old camera has a terrible problem.
You know, as a car that doesn't move, or a pen that doesn't write, my camera doesn't shot pictures.
Let's put it like that. I shot for a week pictures all around and what I got is...nothing.
Nothing but a long, blank, empty and useless strip of film.
In the meantime I really need a power-adapter for my european devices in order to work in americaland...
Hmm. So, the test with my long-dreamt Pentax failed miserably. The guy at the local photolab said that the film wasn't good or the camera had light's infiltrations. I bet 10€ on this last one.
So, time to become photo-repairer and try to fix my camera. Al lavoro!
And my father's getting really nervous...
Friday, 23 October 2009
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#566 I Don't Think Angels Change Their Plumage
Will you still be my friend/reader if I annoy/harass you again with random news?
New #1: The Smallest Mouth In The Village Is Large Like The Black Sea.
Rumors spreaded all around at my workplace! Recently I changed work-shift and, moved from the oh-we-work-so-hard-oh-we-work-so-hard-oh-we-work-so-hard team to the he-told-me-that-him-told-that-guy-that-that-person-did-that team.
You can easily imagine by yourself what happened.
I've been there just two days (yesterday and today) and they already harassed me with all the questions they no-so-deeply hidden in their minds.
At a certain point I expected they would come and ask me details about my sexual life too.
And spread the word out, of course.
Me, as the most expert of the stage actors, denied everything. Oh, if you still didn't get it, I'm talking about the "three hour wage-suspension" that recently "enriched" my curriculum.
So yesterday, at 7 o'clock, the first one came and, with an impressive nonchalance, mentioned about that "rumour that, from yesterday, occupied my colleagues' precious time".
I showed my most surprised face. You know, that kind of face people shows to policemen when they argue about the security-belt not wore ("oh, I didn't wear it?). Then, a couple of hours later, perhaps not completely sure about what I said, another couple came asking for that and, again, I denied it all.
I know who was the "deepthroat" since just 5 persons knew about that.
That's not the first time it happens. Actually I'm becoming some kind of living "chuck norris facts". They rumored about me having a violent fight with my boss (never happened) or insulting some other colleague (almost never happened).
Looks like one day they will start conversations with "did you know that Cristian...".
Anyway, the rule is "Deny Deny Deny. Always Deny."
New #2: Welcome OnBoard Smelly Italians!
Our tickets arrived yesterday. We'll fly with Delta Airlines from Milan, straight to JFK. And the news told that this is a great moment to visit USA and shopping there. Euro got a new record against dollar. Oh yes...
New #3: Come On Baby Light My Fiiiree!
Re-watched "Castaway". No Jess, my father could even look like Wilson but for sure he hasn't the same haircut (and he's far more talkative. I prefer Wilson, at least you can kick it sometimes).
New #4: Yzumitelno Ivan!
A colleague keeps on calling me Ivan. And the sound is not even similar to my name. Strange people.
New #5: On The Alps We Walk All Together! All Together! All Together!
This one is not a new, but, right after I came back from the hair-saloon, the Alps looked nice and decided to take a pic for you all to see.
Thursday, 22 October 2009
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#565 Cynical Swings For An Apocaliptic Gas-Masks Party
Sitting on the dentist's chair is indeed a very intimate moment. How many people looks inside your mouth on purpose?
Looking into people's mouths is kind of a timeless taboo. Men look at women everybody-knows-where and women too. But when somebody says "I look at eyes, this, that and mouth" we don't really think "oh this one stares directly deep inside there..". Not very realistic, right?
Lips are the last border where our eyes usually stop. Staring at people while talking or eating directly into their mouths is something our morality immediately comes into play ordering us to STOP doing it. Because is wrong. Because it's disgusting.
And how many of us would allow our significant other to look at our teeth or whatever we have in there? Not many of us, right?
Mouth is our way to communicate with the world but also the most secret place our body has (and, if you're thinking to another secret place...well...you're right, and somebody showed it can hide several things, watches, rings etc...Pulp Fiction teaches..but we're into a different..hole...today...) and I really don't envy dentists who have to deal with that every given day.
Sure, they are used to and, after a while, they don't see "teeth" or "gums" but "6th" "7th" or "fillings". They just give a name to something rotten, destroyed and broken, making it looking a bit better, or at least "standable" at their eyes and personal resistance.
If you had to choose, what would you do? Dentist or surgeon?
Considering the absolute impossibility of a death under dental surgery and the, let's say, 20% of chances of death of the patient for a normal, routine, surgery. What would you do? Arguments about wages, prices, money and bonus are not allowed...
Cutting the patient with your scalpel or drilling his teeth with his eyes pointing directly into yours?
I don't look at my dentist when I'm there. I prefer not to watch and just close them. My dentist anyway is a kind person. He has all the good things a dentist should have.
1. Calm. Nobody wants a sadistic-looking guy who get overexcited when seeing a drill.
2. Smily. Yes, there's no need to be serious when me it's enough.
3. He looks like somebody I know. I always do comparisation with people. And he looks like him, Emanuele Umberto Reza Ciro Renè Maria Filiberto di Savoia. Descendent of the royal family. He would have been the king, if we didn't opted for the far less exhausting burden of being a Republic, in other words.
But my dentist is far more funny.
And more. I bet most of you prefer a male dentist. I tell you why.
Whatever you are, woman, man or both, a male dentist would be the best solution and, even if you aren't a closet misoginist, you'll agree with the fact that your unconscious will cheer up when seeing him greeting you at the door.
Why I say that? Well, several reasons.
A male doctor is supposed to be prepared to see everything. Not that a female dentist won't. But we'd prefer to show our weak, dirty and disgusting meanders of our mouths to a man. Disgusting a woman is something bad. Kinda "oral gentlemanship" with good peace of all the hidden (unvolountary) meanings behind that.
A man wouldn't chit-chat with friends saying "oohhh, there was this sexy gorgeous woman at the studio on thursday morning and she had walrus-like teeth!".
Perhaps, involountarily, a female-dentist would tell her friends about that "living greek-statue on her chair having The Reign of the Rottens into his mouth". People are people.
Do you prefer a male sadistic dentist or a female one?
Hundred percent male! When a man acts like that it goes just 90% of his sadisticness. A woman will go straight up to 150%. No way then!
And, with this, I want to assure all of you that I'm not a misoginist, since I went to that studio thinking that the female doctor (the Head of the studio) would operate on me.
Plus, I was brought up by a harsh feminist...
Post in italiano dopo tanto tempooooo!!
Permettiamo solo al dentista di guardarci in bocca. E' un dato di fatto questo, vero? La bocca è l'ultimo dei tabù. Lasciamo che le altre persone guardino come siamo vestiti, che scarpe abbiamo o che taglio di capelli c'è sulla nostra testa, ma nè noi, nè loro, osiamo oltrepassare le labbra e guardare in bocca agli altri.
Perchè è brutto, "non si fa" e fa schifo.
Il disgusto è quello che la fa da padrone. In fondo non c'è luogo più segreto del nostro corpo che non sia la bocca (e se pensate ad un altro buco..bè, posso dire di essere d'accordo...ma non è di questo che parliamo ora) e, paradossalmente, è ciò che ci serve a comunicare col mondo.
Le cose quindi sono due. O i dentisti sono guidati da una sana e samaritana passione per il lavoro che fanno, oppure sono guidati da una sana e consapevole libidine per il denaro facile.
E non posso biasimarli. Quante sono le vittime di innesti o otturazioni dentarie rispetto a quelle di trapianti di cuore o semplici appendiciti?
Perlomeno non c'è il rischio di trovarsi in bocca il rolex preziosissimo del chirurgo alla fine dell'operazione.
Che poi, una cosa è guardare un dente marcio, una carie nera come il petrolio o banchi di tartaro spessi come la banchisa polare. Un altro è parlare di "abluzione del 6o inferiore con otturazione". Sentite la poesia?
Un'altra cosa. La preferenza verso dentisti maschi è evidente. Sia per gli uomini che le donne. Perchè un uomo? Bè. questo non andrà a spettegolare con gli amici dicendo "c'era una ragazza bellissima con un dente marcio e spaccato..", mentre siamo sicuri che, con le amiche, una dentista parlerà sicuramente di quel bronzo greco a cui in settimana ha devitalizzato un dente conciato come una cloaca maxima. Sono persone anche loro.
Il dentista che si eccita al solo suono del trapano è abbastanza spaventoso, lo ammetto. Ma che dire di UNA dentista? Una donna sadica mi fa più paura di un uomo. Poco ma sicuro.
Chissà che, memore degli anni dell'emancipazione femminile, aggravati dall'avere un premier così amico delle donne (e intendo, amico-amico), questa decida di vendicarsi su di ME, esemplare maschio adulto di homo sapiens-sapiens. Bella prospettiva vero?
Invece no. Il mio dentista assomiglia molto ad Emanuele Filiberto di Savoia. Non ne ha nè la parlata nè la travolgente simpatia ginevrina. Per fortuna.
Piuttosto parla e informa su cosa stia facendo, non mancando di chiedere se senta o meno dolore.
E poi, come devitalizza i denti lui..
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
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#564 Two Lovers Watching The Stars Is Not Romanticism. It's Astronomy.
I don't believe in coincidences, but I know that this time something unconscious came into play since...I watched many movies about plane disasters!
As I said, it wasn't in my intentions. It just happened.
Watching The Terminal with Tom Hanks wasn't that traumatizing. Since our government is (unfortunately) quite solid and stable. Anyway, being forced into JFK departure hall for nine months would be a bit annoying, I confess. But, considering my situation at work that would be At least my father could learn some new language...
Airplane! didn't shaken me that much. I don't even like fish, just to say one. I don't think anyway they're going to serve sushi onboard and I won't trust it in any case. Ironically it was a long time I didn't watch that movie. Unexpectedly it happened. Strange thing. (And, by the way, here is called "World's Craziest Plane"..)
Airport 77 began the list of "flying tragedies". I never watched it before. Why I didn't just wait for some week more??? Idiot...
Snakes On A Plane. Ok that's me being a fool again. My cousin watched it and described it as a modern masterpiece such as Citizen Kane or Gone With The Wind. I don't like snakes. And that movie was really stupid. I think I lost 2 hours of my life. Hours that I could have employed watching "Top Gun" in example.
Diehard 2, with Bruce Willis (here, strangely called "88 Minutes To Death", probably because they already made the mistake of calling the first movie, the one into the big building, "Crystal Trap" and didn't know the two movies were "tied") has some terrorist doing bad thing with planes and playing with fire and Johnny McLane. Not a good idea indeed.
So, any other idea of movies to be watched before wednesday?
No, not United 93...
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
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#563 Sometimes Everything Is Wrong
As soon as I arrived my boss was there to inform me that the director of personnel, Dr.Grasshopper (let's say that her real name is a correct translation of this word) was waiting for me at her office. I immediately left that place to reach her.
Her office is not really close. It takes 5 minutes by walking. That should give you a rough idea about how big is that place.
When I reached her office, and knocked at the door, her secretary brought me to the Room.
Yes, that room, the one I learnt to know so well during the last ten days.
35 roof panels. 2 lights. 2 wall plugs (a normal one and a shuko one), 1 table. 7 chairs. 35 tiles 60x60 on the floor. 12 boxes. 3 closets with 2 doors each. 2 pictures on the wall. One showing 23 of the future generation of engineers and managers walking on the departure line. On the background, a big Cormorant (Canadian helicopter) taking off. Bye bye Cormorant.
On the other picture, a 129 flying over a plain. Maybe near here. The pilot's face so clear to be seen that he looks smiling at the camera. I'm happy that he's happy.
The Doctor is late.
She's always on late. I wait every time 10 or 15 minutes. Standing and watching all around. And counting things of course. Waiting or, better saying, letting other people wait, is a display of arrogance and supremacy. Showing who's the one with the power and who's not.
Think about it. When you applied for a job, or had to talk to some teacher in a private meeting. They ALWAYS let you outside waiting. And, ironically, THEY fixed the time for the meeting. A mere showing of “muscles”. Nothing more.
Finally she materializes there and always begins the conversation asking “so, how's the last week?”. Rethorical question. She's expecting me to say “oh yes! The last week saw a great improving from me and a total applying at my job!”.
I'm not in the mood to tell her again things I already said other two times. Even my face is not in the mood to “move” and I dumbly look at her without any facial expression. No smiles, no “faces”, no emotions. At first I thought I was playing a part. Then I just realized I was too disgusted, upset and annoyed by all this “circus”.
I surely didn't need to know they were “those who held the knife from the handle”. And didn't need to see how idiot and blindly merciless they could be.
Instead, she communicated that some disciplinary sanction was taken.
I wrote a post about it, some days ago. In italian. So, for those who can't read it I will report the four possibilities I could face.
An “official” sanction. Means, a letter saying I could consider myself “warned”.
A fine up to three working hours maximum. That means that I would work for three hours for free.
A three days suspension. Or up to three days.
No calls from them anymore. That means, no disciplinary sanction.
I didn't know what to expect but, when I heard about this further meeting I understood that this last point could be deleted.
So, to make a long story short, I was fined for three working hours. Those money will be “taken” from my November's wage.
Then, both the letter and this girl told me that “they” kept under consideration the fact that I admitted my responsabilities and basically confessed my fault (which was in fact obvious), instead, they let me understand, I could have been “punished” more severely.
I went back to my workplace without speaking.
Back there the situation become possibly more intricated and confused.
First, my boss came giving me his solidarity and saying that he felt betrayed and deceived since he didn't expected such sanction from them. He “confessed” he couldn't say such things to me but, since their (Company) behaviour didn't consider my working attitude (which, by the way, was always more than good) and just randomly punished the first one who committed such big mistake.
Plus, he added that his boss was angry with them too.
They planned for an official sanction (point #1) and nothing more. So, this sudden change and fining a person for a mistake he didn't do on purpose was, in fact, unfair.
And that's me in the middle of this sections' war.
“so – I asked my boss – should I now feel anguished whenever I do my job? Worried that if something will go wrong I'll pay that price and this one too?”
He said that it won't happen. That, considering their “merciless” and underconsideration for me, from now on, finding a “guilty” for something bad happened “could be really difficult”, “you know, all this people going all around, we could be easily confused and cannot enstablish who did that..”
I want to believe him...
Monday, 19 October 2009
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#562 哈哈! 哈哈! 哈哈!
The trip is coming faster than my expectations and I think it's time for me to make a choice among all the cameras I got. Since my collection grown recently, it makes all very difficult to choose from.
So, let's say that I roughly divided my collection into three groups.
The first one is the "Never Without". This includes my DSRL Canon camera.
This one, in other words.
I bought new lenses because the old ones got broken. And plus, is a digital camera. I think I'll take tons of pictures, maybe not concentrating too much on the quality and giving myself the chance of taking more than one shot.
Here it ends the first group. Then we have the biggest one "Maybe They Deserve A Trip To USA" including about four out of seven of the total cameras.
So, here we have two LOMOs and two analogic reflex.
Diana F+ and Holga are the LOMOs. Respectively, Diana F+
And Holga.
I'm quite fond of lomography and very in love with the result that the weird combination of slide films, LOMO and crossprocessing could give.
Beside that, I have urgently 16 shots still loaded on Diana before I can try those new slides.
Reflex cameras are two small jewels into my collection.
Here I have a Canon AE1-Program which made my love for analogic b/w photography to spread out completely.
And a recently purchased Pentax K1000. My dream was owning a Pentax and, for just 40 pounds I got one from England. Second hand, of course.
Actually this one's still on testing, since it arrived last monday and I had to do some cleaning and adjustment work. Basically I had to rebuild the re-wind winder. Just a small aluminium piece and some working on it, et voilà.
Still 5 shots and then I could see the results. And you too..
Actually the big battle will be between Diana F+ and Canon AE1. That's because I still have to see the quality of Pentax. Beside all that, this last one has the easiest and by far user friendly esposition method. Not very into the focusing one since the Canon's one is still my favourite.
And now, the third group. "Home Sweet Home". Two cameras remaining at home but for sure really interesting to take a look at.
Here we have, from Ukraine, a Lubitel 2. Still have to try it out but really nice looking.
It's smaller than you could think. The pictures again doesn't give a real feeling of its real dimensions. It can stand comfortably in one hand.
Nice to have some photoshoot around here. Not for sure to bring along on a trip.
In the end there's another one, this time a gift from a colleague who got it for a birthday many years ago.
An old Polaroid camera. ColorPack 88. I don't think I'll use it quite soon, since the Polaroid ceased the production of instant films, even if some news from Holland told that some diehard fans purchased and restarted one of the original production lines. Hooray!
Sunday, 18 October 2009
Saturday, 17 October 2009
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#560 E Lui E' Più Alto Che Intelligente
Hmm, three further random facts...
Fact #1: I Know What You Studied Last Summer.
October late afternoon in a quiet city of the central-west north of Italy. Rehearsals time. Everything's going on very smoothly and the band's almost over with its set.
The next song on the list is "Pull Me Under" by Dream Theater. Pretty famous one.
After a couple of minutes those infamous eight measures featuring a progressing riff have their time of glory on guitar. Unexpectantly the bass player plays that riff along with the guitar. The bassplayers feels that someone's staring directly at him (keyboardist) but this doesn't distract him from playing his part atrociously bad.
After the song's end the guitarist, probably ignoring the "quality" of bassplayer's part, and referring to both him and the drummer says "uella, somebody studied during the summer.." ["uella" typical "local" word used when introducing a compliment].
Bassplayer just smiles and think that for once would be a good idea to keep his considerations for himself only.
Fact #2: This City Was Clean Before You Came With Your Bloody Car.
You remember the poker night, right? When I mistakenly rang the wrong doorbell [this fact seems stucked more in people's heads].
Well, yesterday afternoon, after almost 17 hours I noticed a strange paper near the front window of my car. I was fined from the local police saying I left my car in a parking zone, but within the time they usually clean the roads. the bill said "16-10-09 at 00.25", and I lost my money and left the building just 10 minutes later. What the hell of a bad luck!
38€ fine. Honestly I didn't notice any signal saying that. Need to ask my friend who lives there. Aw...
Fact #3: Rome Wasn't Burned In A Day.
Some days ago my pc was close to burn. No kidding and not meaning a "crash". I mean real fire and smoke. Again it's my own fault and again I was close to burn a pc.
My fault because, needfull of some cleaning work, I removed one of the covers and brushed the fans on the CPU. An usual job everybody should do to prevent overheatings. After that, my eyes fell on that 160GB hard-disk I collected from my old pc and decided to try adding that one too. I think those other two hard-disks got jealous and, after just two minutes of working, I sniffed a terrible smell. That burned plastic one. You know what I mean. Then, a dense, grey smoke started coming out from the pc and invaded the whole room making the air impossible to breath. Had right the time of shooting down the machine, open a window and get out from the room.
It happened in the past too, and not just once. My first computer, a very old and glorious ZX Spectrum, from Sinclair (that brings good old memories..) burned two or three times. Same old story. A bad smell. Smoke and boom, the pc is gone.
But what a fun I had...
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